Robin: Well, If You're Not At Least A Little Bit Gay For Your Friends, Then What Kind Of Friend Are You?

Robin: Eddie stayed up all night playing Poker with tarot cards.

Eddie: I got a full house and four people died.

Steve: You can't wake up if you never got to sleep.

Eddie: holy shit your right

Mike: Well, if you're not at least a little bit gay for your friends, then what kind of friend are you?

Steve: So, Munson is no longer allowed to take the trash out at night.

Robin: Why?

Steve: Because I've caught him trying to train raccoons to fight five times in a row.

Eddie, arms crossed and pouting: You'll be thanking me when the third raccoon battalion saves your ass.

Robin wasn't kidnapped but Finn still was au

Person a: Robin

Person b: Finney

If a demogorgan and a cat had a baby

🌟Meet the🌟

DEMOCAT

Dwayne: Ah, yes. Here we have a beautiful couple...

Star: I really care about your feelings!

Michael: I really care about YOUR feelings!

Dwayne, turning their head: ...and then there's the disaster couple...

Marko: YOU NEED TO PAY MORE ATTENTION TO ME INSTEAD OF BEING AT THE HOSPITAL!

Amber: I WOULDN'T HAVE TO SPEND SO MUCH TIME AT THE HOSPITAL IF YOU STOPPED INSISTING ON FIGHTING EVERYONE WHO COMES WITHIN A FIVE FOOT RADIUS OF YOU!

Steve is a Disney princess confirmed

Some of yall write Steve literally changing all of his interests for Eddie, while Eddie actively makes fun of everything Steve likes-

Let them be healthy, God damn yall.

Robin, pointing: May I sit there?

Finney: That's my lap?

Robin: That doesn't answer my question, Finney boy.