Billy's Dog When He Doesn't Pay Attention To Him

Robin: How did you even get in here?

Dustin: Eddie's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Dustin's door"!

Eddie: I’m closing the window.

Finney: Goodnight moon.

Finney: Goodnight tree.

Finney: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

This gives me life

celeb au where Steve tweets things about rock star Eddie Munson like "I would let him make me bark like a dog" and Eddie slides into his DMs like heyyyy could we start w dinner and Steve throws his phone across the wall in panic because he's literally all talk

Aftermath of being kidnapped

Person a: robin

Person b: Finney

Person c: the grabber

Nancy: you’re a lying, cheating piece of shit! you’re not the woman i married!

Robin: fine, we’ll get a divorce then! and i am taking Steve with me!

Steve, slowly sliding the monopoly board away from them: i think it’s time we stopped playing

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Dustin: i need advice

Steve: with what?

Dustin: with love. how did you know you were in love with Eddie?

Steve: …

Steve: i’m in love with Eddie?

Grabber: Tell me your name, boy.

Finney: …McLovin.

Grabber: …McLovin?

Finney: Yeah.

Grabber: McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer?

Grabber: *throws newspaper at Finney* You gave me the stupidest fake name.

Finney: I had to pick on the spot!

Grabber: And you landed on McLovin?

Finney: Yeah. It was between that and Muhammad.

Grabber:

Grabber: Why the fuck would it between that and Muhammad?! Why don’t you just pick a common name like a normal person?!

Finney: “Muhammad” is the most commonly used name on Earth! Read a fucking book for once!

Grabber: Finney, have you actually ever met anyone named “Muhammad”?

Finney: Have you actually ever met anyone named “McLovin”?

Grabber: No! That’s why you picked a dumb fucking name!

Finney: Fuck you!

Grabber: You didn’t even give me a first name, you just said “McLovin”! One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?

Finney: No, I am McLovin.

Grabber: No, you’re not! No one’s McLovin! McLovin’s never existed because that’s a made-up, dumb, fucking fairy tale name, you fuck!

Steve: Do you know that we are made out of atoms?

Steve: And atoms never touch each other.

Steve: So in my defense, hopper. I did not punch Jason.

We need more soft robin x finney fanfics

So, I was thinking about Finney being the guy into music while Robin is the guy into movies 

Finney try to convince Robin to go with him to the music shop to listen some songs but Robin doesn´t want because he is tired of listening all the time  "ABBA" and “The Beatles” in the radio. Robin thinks that´s the type of music Finney likes, but our little sunflower introduce him rock bands.

OMG I NEED TO DO A FANFIC I´M CRYING BUT MY PROCRASTINATION WON´T LET ME