Steve: Don't Worry, I Have A Few Knives Up My Sleeve.

Vance: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Bruce: What?

Vance: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.

Steve: I'm currently running on 2 hours of sleep, dark thoughts, an oreo, and I'm ready to fight Vecna AND OR BECOME HIM-

Can't really see a difference

Billy: How was the honeymoon?

Finney: robin got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.

Finney: He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

Finney: I love him.

Finney: Sorry it took so long to bail you out of jail.

Robin: No, it was my fault. I shouldn't have used my phone call to prank call the police station.

Robin: It sure is dark in here.

Robin: I’m not scared or anything.

Nancy:..

Robin: I mean, who’s scared of the dark these days? Not me. Not Robin. No, sir.

Nancy: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Robin:..

Robin: Yes, please.

If a demogorgan and a cat had a baby

🌟Meet the🌟

DEMOCAT

Finney: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Robin: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

Steve: *casually taking four stairs at a time

*Robin, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

Aftermath of being kidnapped

Person a: robin

Person b: Finney

Person c: the grabber