Bruce: What’s This?

Mike: Stressed.

Max: Depressed.

Lucas: Possessed.

Will: Obsessed.

Dustin: Impressed.

Jane: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Jane: I just wanted to join in

Bruce: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

Griffin: I'm a knife.

Billy, from across the room: They're the little spoon.

SHAUNA GIRLKISSER CONFIRMED

Finney: How do I deal with my bullies?

Vance: Kill them

Finney: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Vance: Kill them only a little?

Finney: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume?

Robin: *chugs entire bottle*

Robin: It’s perfume.

Finney: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn’t see their reflection?

Robin: I’ve never considered it but you’re really shining light on what’s probably a very serious issue.

Person b: Finney

Person a: Robin

El, tearing up the room: where are they?

El, looking under a pillow: who moved them? who moved my children?

El: somebody moved my eggos, and now I am going to start killing.

Finney: It’s dark in here

Griffin: Don’t worry dude I got this

Griffin: *Stomps their feet*

Griffin: *Skechers light up*