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matthias: i don’t like bugs, okay? they freak me out.

nina: interesting. you’re afraid of bugs AND women. ladybugs must render you catatonic.

saw someone post that nat would’ve been the one to check up on sam and bucky and wanda so that they would’ve been okay. i miss natasha romanoff so much. it hurts. she cared so much.

black widow was so good i’m in awe. i was consistently surprised by how little they sexualized her and how throughout the whole thing what she was wearing made sense. i loved the relationship between her and yelena, it felt very real and solid, which made me more interested in yelena’s character. the female relationships in this hit so hard and the theme was clearly about natasha forming bonds. (i also appreciated the fact that no cameos were made by other avengers, which might be an unpopular opinion).

nina: matthias kissed me!

inej and wylan: oh my god oh my god!

nina: it was unbelievable!

inej: let’s hear everything.

wylan: inej, get the wine and unplug the phone. nina, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?

nina: it ended VERY well.

inej: do NOT start without me!

wylan: okay, alright let’s hear about the kiss. was it a soft brush against your lips or was it a “i gotta have you now kind of thing”?

nina: well at first it was really intense, you know? and then we just sort of sunk into it.

wylan: so was he holding you? or were his hands on your back?

nina: no actually at first they started out on my waist and then they slid up and were in my hair.

inej: oh!

MEANWHILE:

matthias: then i kissed her.

jesper: tongue?

matthias: yeah.

kaz: cool.

jesper: you know that guy i’m dating?

kaz: wylan? your child bride?

I love that in Catching fire Katniss comes to the conclusion the other tributes are trying to keep Peeta alive because they must see how amazingly perfectly wonderful he is. When in actuality that’s just her having a crush and everyone else recognizing that if Peeta gets hurt Katniss will go fully feral and unhinged and probably try to kill everyone and then herself.

nina: what gets out kool-aid stains?

jesper: we already know the opposite color kool—aid doesn’t work

kaz: …

wylan = merlin = charlie

jesper = arthur = nick

thanks that’s it xx

post-crooked kingdom imagine

jesper and wylan: *mid makeout session*

kaz: hello

jesper: hey kaz

kaz: am i interrupting?

wylan: little bit, yeah

kaz: guess i should've called

wylan: yeah, maybe!

kaz: tonight's the night i usually go spying with inej downtown...

jesper: uh-huh...

kaz: but she's hunting slavers...

wylan: yes, we know

kaz: want me to leave?

jesper: *literally on top of wylan* you know, whatever

kaz: okay i guess i could hang for a little while

i absolutely ADORE aziraphale and crowley as characters, and their relationship like. they're married they're divorced they're pining desperately they're in the awkward flirting stage they're best friends they have all the genders they have no genders they're older than the earth itself they're the most middle aged ever they go on dates they get drunk and talk nonsense together, they look at eachother like THAT "anthony janthony crowley and aziraphale zira fell" they wear glasses when they dont need to they're gay dads they're wine aunts they have no children they're complete opposites they're the exact same really they were in love before the first rain even fell they're poetic and star crossed they probably accidentally inspired every single romance book trope but they also. just like and care about eachother a whole bunch and im OBSESSED with it truly no one is doing it like them