Why Am I The Only One In This Halloween Store Popping My Fucking Pussy

i think every movie should have a guy fucking his dead bestie’s fresh gravesite. i’m a romantic like that.

sniffs you

i sometimes forget that this is everyone’s first time on earth too. like. this is my first time seeing a butterfly this color. but its that little girl’s first time seeing any butterfly, ever. and i accidentally left a bag of groceries at the store after paying and now i’m cursing under my breath and it’s like. there a thousand other people out there who did that today too. and a thousand more from yesterday. and. like. we’re not actually alone. and we’re not actually failing. at least not in a way that a few billion people haven’t before you

do y’all like the scary bitches on here cause I made some more blinkies teehee

rabbits be like

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ⓘ 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙨 𝙧𝙪𝙣 𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮

Oh, ladies and gentlemen The moment you’ve all been waiting for In this corner, weighing 135 pounds With a record of 17 vehicular manslaughter, 400 assaults, and 16 murders The undisputed, most diabolical villain in Miles County Art the Clown!

weirdly specific vocab

天変地異（てんぺんちい） = natural disaster

相対性（そうたいせい）理論（りろん） = theory of relativity

絵空事（えそらごと） = fabrication, pipe dream

絶滅危惧種（ぜつめつきぐしゅ） = endangered species

茶番（ちゃばん） = farce, charade

圧勝（あっしょう） = overwhelming victory, landslide victory

三羽烏（さんばがらす） = distinguished trio, triumvirate (lit. “three crows”)

慣れ親しむ（なれしたしむ） = to get to know and love

区切り（くぎり） = stopping point; milestone

痛風（つうふう） = gout

MY NAME IS SPRITE PEPSI AND IM ABSTINENCE ‘TIL I DIE