So Similar, But So Different

I like the round ones. And the vivid color ones. And the funky stripey scarred looking ones.

I like to smash them open and look inside and stuff them in my pockets so I have chipmunk cheek cargo pants

How it went trying to teach mini autistic me how to write:

Dad: that’s good, but you need to have space between the words.

Me: *confusedly starts adding stars to my sentences*

Dad: aha, no, not that kind of space

Me: the space needle?

Dad: no, like you need to put nothing between the words

Me: that’s what I’m doing!

Dad: *sweating* ah, but not that kind of nothing..

Straight to jail for the fentons! Someone get JJ Jameson, I’ve found the real public menace(s)!

So does like… cps not exist in dp?

Cause like.

…

As someone who grew up with the threat of cps. I feel like a mandated reporter ought to have had smth to mandatorially report. Even if they didn’t know about Danny’s alter ego.

Also the fentons are totally fake scientists who know nothing about the scientific process or how to properly form theories and experiments.

I’d like to imagine that the boop makes an empty paper towel tube *PONK* noise.

Random internet stuff that refuses to leave my brain (mostly memes):

-“it’s the one thing you can’t replace” photo thief

-free real estate meme guy with 8 eyes being a spider saying his thing

-the LOTR meme that people always hooked up to the wrong part of the scene (one does not simply, but they put the img where he says “the great eye”)

-cut my life into pieces, this is my chocolate baagakdhsgakhdhs

-the milk video, soup video, and “my berries”

-the theme that plays in Alphys’ lab

-the plane full of arrows that flew over that island

-sad cotton candy raccoon

-I love you Mr bubz

-starving child who desires chicken nugger, sweer potato, and French fried menu story

-hello darkness my old friend Elmo

What random stuff has cursed y’all with its unending presence?

So does like… cps not exist in dp?

Cause like.

…

As someone who grew up with the threat of cps. I feel like a mandated reporter ought to have had smth to mandatorially report. Even if they didn’t know about Danny’s alter ego.

Also the fentons are totally fake scientists who know nothing about the scientific process or how to properly form theories and experiments.

Controversial opinions I had when I was a new human:

-Pronouncing Tulips “too-lips” is both an inaccurate descriptor and also strange and therefore the way I incorrectly pronounce it (toodle-ips) is much better

-climbing trees is not setting a bad example unless you’re bad at it

-chicken nuggets dipped in chocolate pudding is good

-there is no reason to straighten my covers when I have no guests

-top sheets are evil and also useless

-calling outer space and the gaps between words and a general expanse all “space” is confusing

-the fact that the sun is so huge and yet the earth makes a hard shadow on the moon is very weird

-baby it’s cold outside and I love rock and roll are both creepy songs

I did an art.

If you happen to see the other place I posted this plz don’t.

It took me over a decade to figure out that I was mistaking hunger for thirst. All those bathroom trips and for what

Empathy without boundaries is self destruction

Be careful not to let your desire to help turn into allowing someone to break you down.