The Average Person Survives 0 Fatal Neurological Infections A Year. Eric Foreman, Who Was Infected By

the average person survives 0 fatal neurological infections a year. Eric foreman, who was infected by the rabies virus (100% mortality rate) and brain-eating amoeba (~98.5% mortality rate) is an outlier and should not be counted.

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my tweet saying "started watching house md. this show was revolutionary for inventing doctor yaoi"
my tweet saying "watching a 2004 show in 2023 is so crazy because im so used to the modern tv shows i watch not being weird about gay people and forgetting what queerbaiting is at this point so im like “wait so they have no intention to make house/wilson happen??” ive forgotten the trenches"
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11 months ago

truly nothing about house md prepares you for wilson. he's fucking insane. he's been divorced three times. he's the only person who can scheme just as well as house. he gives a patient his own liver bc he felt bad for him - a patient who didn't even know wilson's name. btw. he noticed a patient had depression bc he never mentioned his grandkids. he starred in a porno. he dosed house with antidepressants for several weeks. he allowed his boybestie and his gf to share custody of him and didn't even try to stop it. house told him to buy a piece of furniture that represented who he was, and he bought a $4000+ organ for house. he was gonna torpedo his career to talk abt euthanasia bc one of his patients suffered longer than he had to. he let house move into his 1 bed apartment bc his therapist thought it'd be a good idea. this man would do anything for anybody if they let him. he'd fucking quit his job to save a snail off the sidewalk. bro is not normal in the slightest


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9 months ago
There Are Two Wolves Inside U

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1 month ago

An edit of the 1st pic Wilson and 2nd pic House lovingly gazing at each other would be too powerful

House S4 Alone, 2007

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5 months ago
You Dip Out, And The Whole World Flips Over...

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10 months ago
House. I've Heard Your Name. Most People Have. It's Also A Noun.
House. I've Heard Your Name. Most People Have. It's Also A Noun.
House. I've Heard Your Name. Most People Have. It's Also A Noun.

House. I've heard your name. Most people have. It's also a noun.

Hugh Laurie as Gregory House in House M.D. (2004-2012)


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