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Adding to the broken notes count

The notes are broken. This is what tumblr is all about apparently.

so true

Lobsterphone

MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE?

LOBSTERPHONE. That is all.

Btw i havent listened to tma s5 yet so I’ll be a little late to tmagp. This also means: my posts will be 100% tmp spoiler free until such time as I finish tma!

Seraphim Whole because I said so

The tma fandom lieddd everyone talks about the “good cows” scene but it was two lines and i barely noticed it the first time! Everyone talks about the Safehouse and it was one episode (technically more if you count apocalypse!safehouse but i don’t)! Everyone talks about the “Somewhere Else” line but that’s just two words, it’s not verbally capitalized like i thought it would be! And jmart is never a cute and fluffy ship like everyone acts like it is, it’s 70% issues and 30% “we’re dating because it’s the apocalypse and we’re pretty sure we’re gonna die”! I’m not talking about tim kayaking here, that’s just denial + a pretty good way for me to somehow have no idea what was gonna happen to tim till it happened. Anyways

I wonder if Michael Shelley got a grave. I don't think Gertrude would have made one; she's not sentimental enough for it. If you make graves for people you lose, you might think too hard about sacrificing them. If he had living family, they probably would have been at least a little estranged by virtue of how much time he spent at this job that, frankly, would make him sound like a lunatic to most people. I also doubt Gertrude would report his death in any official way. He would just disappear, never to be heard from again. Anyone else might not know he was gone for months.

The other assistants... they would know he was gone. Some silent acknowledgment that he wouldn't come back and shouldn't be spoken about. Maybe one of them would give him a grave, maybe. Or maybe not; after all, burials generally involve digging in the dirt, and they all knew about the Coffin by then. Who would want to tempt fate that way, and all for one dead man that cared too much?

No, his only grave is a labyrinth of doors. And even that twisted, painful testament to who he was and what he did, is taken from him when Helen usurps him.

There’s a crossover lurking in this post. Im gonna find it.

*opens google docs*

The magnus archives is just gay gravity falls on steroids.