Gender Roll Of The Day:

they call me the problem ignorer for reasons that i know but dont feel like addressing right now

before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

Ive noticed something through the process of reporting the endless barrage of spambots.

Either the bio does not have an age, or the age is 23.

Is 23 a sexy age? Do you automatically gain +10 sex appeal points for the year that you’re 23 and lose them on your 24th birthday? Is 23 a common “random” number? Am I actually just being influenced by recency bias and subconsciously ignoring any other ages?

Am I overanalyzing the age stated in the bio of a spambot? Yes, yes I believe I am.

I had a really gut wrenching realization about tma and opened a new post to write it and then i forgot help

It was like. The worlds saddest fanfic concept or something. Like i hated it and loved it in equal measure because it hurt in a good way, you know what i mean? Like when you really like something and you know its gonna hurt but you cant stop. Wait im just describing the experience of being a tma fan now

This is why we dont let the cicada ruminate on fandoms after 2 am. Their attention span decreases to about a half second

Chair

I know what you're all definitely thinking. What if everyone from Gravity Falls was a chair. Well, I was bored enough at 3am to think about that too

Edit: part 2

Fear of losing things that are important to you and it’s called The Loss but most of its iconography looks like | |l || |_

The Magnus Archives but the Fears have broken up into even weirder and esoteric and specific fears like a fear of breakable objects (The Breaking) the fear of disappointing your dad (The Failureing) and the fear of long lines at the fast food joint (The Lengthening

I need to be shaped like a weird stick and be unseen

I think jon probably had a little notepad where he wrote random shit the eye told him that he thought would be an interesting fact to tell people.

(Jon trying to do work)

The eye: 👁️👁️👁️

Jon: … huh. Interesting. (Writes “jellyfish can become sleep deprived” on notepad, then continues working)

Tod doing dothe thing. Fuck

Imagine if everyone in the world had a spawn point and every time you wake up you appear at your spawn point no matter where you fell asleep