TW BL4DE!

these sweeties are too cute for me not to post i really want to write some agere content for these cuties i know they have never met but they make such a good pair they are such a rare pair though :[

uhhhh yuck gross, icky. disgusting-

DM daddy to get spoiled silly

ew. Y'all block this dude

Day 22:

Well Rachel e dare from pjo or white rabbit from Dmc.

>﹏< I love youuuuu🩷

snuggles

Me and my darling boyfriend @spookypookies

Babyjuice's New Friend

Masc! Child! Reader x Dad! Beetlejuice

A/N: This is my half of a trade with Bonez, @theogclownboy. I love you so much, bubba!/p You’ve been so supportive of us and have never left. Thank you. Hope this is up to your standards. Also, this is an AU where Lydia and BJ are married, happily. -Mark

CW: None

Beetlejuice’s PoV:

I had to bring Y/N to work today, since Lydia was busy today.

And that’s how we got into this mess.

I had let Y/N play outside with the bugs and snakes, so long as he stayed in the backyard. Now it was time to go home.

“Wan’ take snek!! My friend! No leave him!” Y/N shrieked, a “small” ball python held closely to his chest.

I chuckle at the sight and kneel down to his level. “Bittyjuice, we can’t take him with us. Mama would flip her lid if I let you bring home a snake. Can you give Snek to Papa?”

He shakes his head and sets the snake on his head, still holding it gently.

I sigh and try a different approach.

“Okay, how about this? Papa lets Snek go, and you get to pick whatever creepy crawly you want from the pet store? Yeah?” I offer, hoping he’ll take the bait.

He looks hopeful at that offer. “Snek?”

I smile at him gently, nodding. “Snek.”

Y/N hands me his little friend after giving it a little kiss.

“Bye-bye, Snek!” He chirps as I release the little noodle into the grass and pick him up.

“Ready to go, Babyjuice?” I ask as I carry him in the direction of the nearest pet store.

“More Snek!!” Bittyjuice shrieks, right in my ear.

I chuckle and carry him into the store, having to readjust my grip on him every few seconds due to how much he was bouncing around. I shot a nasty glare at the shopkeeper, who was looking at me like I had kidnapped the lad.

By the time we reached the snake section, Y/N was wriggling like crazy, so I decided to let him wreck havoc.

“Okay, Minijuice, you go pick out a little Snek friend and show Papa so he can buy it, alright?” I tell him before he runs toddles off.

I follow behind him and chuckle when he starts pouting because he’s too short to see the snakes.

I wordlessly picked him up and set him on my hip so he could see all his options.

Y/N takes his time examining each snake, when finally I see his eyes light up and feel him bouncing around on my hip.

“Papa, dat one!!” He squeals. 

I look at where he’s pointing and see that he was pointing at an Albino Ball Python.

I check the price and my eyes pop out of their sockets, making the little one giggle.

“Jeez, kid. You’re really trying to drain Papa’s bank account, huh?” I tease.

He just looks confused.

I shrug and walk to the front counter with my overly energetic toddler, who nearly started crying as he thought we weren’t actually buying the snake.

“Shh, Papa just needs the worker to pull your new friend out for you. I don’t have keys to the enclosure, Littlejuice,” I soothe as I sway back and forth with him.

The worker smiles softly at Y/N, “Which snake did you want, little one?”

“Milk one!” He chirps.

The worker walks over to the snake section and starts to unlock the enclosure for a Milk snake.

“Da white one!” Y/N corrects them.

“Oh, my bad, little dude. I’ll get him for you,” they say, locking up the milk snake and opening the Albino’s case. “This is the one you want, right?”

He nods happily and holds his hands out expectantly for the snake.

The worker smiles and hands him the snake. “He got a name, bud?”

Y/N scrunches up his little face and thinks for a moment.

God, he looks adorable like that.

“Ghost!” He proudly declares.

The worker smiles and nods approvingly. “Great choice, kiddo.”

I nod in agreement. “It suits him.”

They grab a box and place Ghost inside, carrying him to the cash register. “Does he need an enclosure?”

I shake my head. “Y/N, you wanna tell them how many snakes you have at home?”

He immediately starts counting on his fingers, listing off their names.

“Dere’s Pinchy, Knife, Shaky, an’ Scott!” He lists.

The worker chuckles softly and nods. “Those are some good names, bud. So I take it that Ghost will be in good hands, then?”

Y/N nods.

“Good. Well, your total will be $105.36,” they reply.

I pay for the snake and thank the worker for their time.

Lydia was not happy when we returned with yet another snake.

A/N: Thanks so much Bonez! This was so freaking fun to write and I hope you enjoyed it. Thank you for the art, as well!! Maybe we can do this again soon. Love you/p. -Mark

So kind of creepy/scary fandom/game/show so some agere head canons!

TW: ED, diaper, impure regression

Noiz is a very loving CG he loves Aoba and does anything to make him more comfortable regressing and letting go of stress

Aoba is a normally calm regressor but like every little has his bad days where he is fussy and stubborn

noiz knows Aoba has bul!mia and bottle feeds him even if he regresses to 5-7 so he can have him eat and so he can watch for him trying to make himself vomit

aoba wears diapers as a safety blanket he doesn't use the bathroom in them just because it feels safe

noiz kisses him but not in a lustful way but peppering Aoba's face with kisses

if Aoba ever felt unsafe in a situation while in little space he could say the safe word "water"

Aoba has mental and nervous breakdowns and this can lead to impure regression and noiz needs to calm him down

they are such sweet bois taking care of each other <3

I'm sorry this was short but i really love them I will be doing death note ones soon

CW: cussing I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about helluva coming to Amazon Prime because I don't want to support Vivian but I also don't want to support Jeffrey Bezos and having us wait a month after an episode releases that's bullshit! She already sold out with hazbin. I'm just kind of getting over her shit because as an indie artist I wouldn't sell myself out to way worse and bigger company this isn't inspiring. I'm just really pissed but it's my own opinion.

i tried a nappy for first time!!!

so i was visiting my parents for thanksgiving and i decovered adult nappies i tried one on it's comfy but i do not think it for me but it great if you like em maybe i just need to get used to it a little bit but i understand if you need to where them for medical or comfort needs!!!

THIS IS A SFW AGERE BLOG I DO NOT CONSENT TO NSFW BLOGS TO INTERACT

CG! will x LITTLE! Nico one-shots

Will is a very loving and caring caregiver who is FULLY equipped

Nico really likes anything spooky and has a bat plushie named 'Batty'

Will is able to always hold Nico unless he is working in the infirmary

Nico likes pumpkin spiced milk more bc he is a spooky boi

Will loves to bake with Nico on the counter

Ruby Gloom, Beetlejuice, Courage the Cowardly Dog, and, Coraline will always be Nico's favorites to watch

Nico regresses from 2-3 but if it's a bad day 1

Nico is a very sleepy baby like very very eepy

Will really enjoys decorating pacifiers for Nico it's his hobby

Will likes to color with Nico when he is awake

Nico's ideal snack is scooby-snax and apple juice

Will brushes Nico's hair to calm him

Nico loves warm cuddles and forehead kisses

Some drawings my little one made for me!

I love you my little puppy buggaboo! @theogclownboy