Forced To Learn How Tumblr Works Because Quotev Has Officially Killed Itself ☹️ (please Tell Me Terms

fineeeeee but you will explain what Cams meant because i geniunely did not process a single word

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

hi any life advice for 21yo

Don't date thirty-year-olds until you are at least 25.

Having a glass of water for every glass of alcohol will give you a 50% reduction in hangover viciousness.

Bad people will use your willingness to be quiet as a weapon against you. If someone's being awful to you and trusting you'll be quiet to keep from making waves, surprise them.

There is no physical object in the world that is worth as much as your honor.

Honor is not the same as dignity. Retaining one sometimes means leaving the other aside.

Don't have any sex you don't want to have; have as much as you want of the sex that you do, whether that's a lot, a little, or none at all. Nothing you can do to your own body is immoral, unless you're doing it as an act of self-punishment.

Food is morally neutral. You do not have to earn the right to eat calories. Fat and sugar keep your brain from eating itself.

Learning to sit still and breathe--in, in, in, hold, hold, hold, out, out, out, out, out, out--can give you five feet of clear space around yourself in a maelstrom.

Find out how to make three good meals: A comfort meal you can make for just yourself relatively easily, a fancy meal you can use to wow a date, and a meal you can feed a bunch of people. All the other cooking can come later, but you can build a community on those three meals.

If you ever get to the point that things are so bleak you can see no other way forward but to die, make any other choice. If that means leaving everything you own and being a beach bum, or quitting your career, or taking up or leaving a religion, or deciding to bicycle across the country, so be it; living means more chances, dying means everything stops and you don't get to see any more interesting things. As you have not yet seen all the things that can interest you, it is better to live.

hey um. did you know you're cute and smart and pretty. and you're kind. and you're good

when the roleplay roleplays so hard it's no longer roleplay

guys i need. hear me out. i need the blorbos. i need to read them go through hell and back. guys i need to see the sunshine getting hurt. and the rest of the group freaking out. i need an AU where the sunshine made different choices and she's not that sunshine character anymore. guys. i need to see them happy. guys hear me out.

Lots of my favorite vines are old ones, so here are some that I didn’t want lost to the wind

Might make part 2 w/more modern vines(?)

wait guys. back to the topic of me dying and becoming evil. would i evil like pain in the ass evil or hot evil? i want to know

the urge to make "Student's Coffee" but instead of water i use Red Bull

Some friends were talking about a Sailor Moon murder-mystery AU and I had to make this. (I'm sorry)

it broke again

hey gang for some reason discord refuses to open even with the vpn on right now so i am not seeing your messages, if anything happens feel free to reach me from here

🍄 | The bee team is currently: suffering from withdrawal