Are You Frustrated You Can't Leave Second Kudos On AO3? Or Third Kudos? Or Whatever-who's-counting Kudos?

what do the buttons here do

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

Bestie you are not helping the case

this girl is one of my best friends for 4 years. how do i stop her from this.

and of COURSE the moment i post this my discord starts working again

hey gang for some reason discord refuses to open even with the vpn on right now so i am not seeing your messages, if anything happens feel free to reach me from here

i love this so much

nothing will ever beat the comedy of the qsmp chat bubbles:

hey gang for some reason discord refuses to open even with the vpn on right now so i am not seeing your messages, if anything happens feel free to reach me from here

all the lessons i've done today is zero

what do you mean not surprised??? what does that suppose to mean Kiz

TYE BOOPS ARE BACK

none of my classmates would stop me from fistfighting my physics teach who told us that the class was over but he had to solve one more question but he ended up solving 10 instead, not only making all of us wait but my mom who apperantly ordered food for me when i texted her i was out of class early and join her at lunch in a short while

i hope both sides of your pillows are too cold to fall asleep to this winter mr physics teacher

this is so them your honor

After they start dating, Pac starts messaging people asking them to rate his "fit of the day", and then just sending them a picture of FitMC doing whatever mundane (or bizarre) things they happen to be up to at the moment.

He makes this joke daily, and laughs to himself every time.

Mike & Tubbo are so done with him (but it's also a steady stream of blackmail material to annoy Fit with, so they don't tell him to stop).

Bagi and Etoiles always send ratings back, but it's very clear they're scoring for entirely different categories. ("8/10 Those cupcakes look delicious!" "-2/10 Broooo that apron is not even reinforced and where is his weapon? Fit, your wooden spoon will not save you bro")