I Need A Fanfic Where Qi Rong Actually Does What He Says He’s Gonna. Beats The Shit Out Of Everyone

I need a fanfic where Qi Rong actually does what he says he’s gonna. Beats the shit out of everyone at mt. Tong’lu and becomes the Ghost King. Torments the heavens eternally. Reigns unopposed as a tyrant over mortals. Raises Guzi the whole time cause he’s a good father thank you very much. Passes weird-ass laws. Starts wars with everyone who he can think to fight. Ends up hating it and making ghosts who know what they’re doing do all the diplomacy and rule-making while he runs around scaring people, lording his power, and telling his son exaggerated stories about his accomplishments. Idk I love him and if he wants to take over the world he should be allowed to. As a treat.

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1 year ago

Not to sound stuck up or anything but people who say it ‘Makes no sense’ for Denji to be gay, aro or ace fundamentally misunderstand his character. I don’t even have those headcanons, y’all are just morons.


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1 year ago

I just saw a fanart that looked a little too much like a fanfiction I wrote when I was 16 and orphaned recently, and it’s definitely not a fanart for my silly little fanfiction that never got more than ~800 hits, but it was so horribly similar that for a moment I could taste the ink-blood of my creation, my child, choking me to death.


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1 year ago

Watching Nana for the first time and I can’t believe that as soon as she heard Hachi was having relationship problems, Nana was like ‘Omg the cute femme with the cottagecore aesthetic might be single soon’ and immediately chose to share an apartment with her. Peak lesbian dumbass.


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1 year ago

No literally, I would put a gun barrel in my mouth before cooked fruit, good meat (sigh) or slimy vegetables

autism allies (and even a substantial number of autistic people) when you tell them your autism-induced picky eating is not “picky eating” but is in fact an eating disorder that you can’t magically get over in the next 5 seconds:

Autism Allies (and Even A Substantial Number Of Autistic People) When You Tell Them Your Autism-induced
1 year ago

AAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGHHHH

quotes and lyrics that make me think of asheiji:

Quotes And Lyrics That Make Me Think Of Asheiji:
Quotes And Lyrics That Make Me Think Of Asheiji:
Quotes And Lyrics That Make Me Think Of Asheiji:
Quotes And Lyrics That Make Me Think Of Asheiji:
Quotes And Lyrics That Make Me Think Of Asheiji:
Quotes And Lyrics That Make Me Think Of Asheiji:
Quotes And Lyrics That Make Me Think Of Asheiji:

I was in pain putting this together

creds:

Herakles - Euripides// art by @ana--pudim// Seventy years of sleep - Nikka Ursula// art by @edamammy// writing prompts for the broken-hearted - Eden Robinson// the Great War - Taylor Swift// ivy - Taylor Swift// autumn - Patty Dickson Pieczka// art by @bigansa// good light - Andrea Gibson// Euripides - Anne Carson// art by @ana--pudim// peace - Taylor Swift// sweet nothing - Taylor Swift// the fear - Clementine Von Radics// art by @shira47a// king the colour of space/tower of molasses & marrow// art by @ginkohs// love letter from Zelda Fitzgerald// banana fish// Eurydice - Sarah Ruhl// banana fish

1 year ago

reblogging cause it’s cute and I don’t want to lose it.

touch starved atsushi who doesn't know how to ask for affection but has learned the following:

if he falls asleep on his desk near the end of his shift, kunikida will carry him back to his dorm (so now he pretends to fall asleep at least twice every week)

if he accidentally loses control of his ability, dazai will ruffle his hair to nullify it (so he starts controlling it enough to "accidentally" bring out random tiger features)

if he gets even a small bruise and yosano knows, she'll check it out and then pat his back after bandaging it (so he becomes more clumsy)

if he sits a little close to naomi during long boring meetings, she'll rest her head against his shoulder (so he makes sure to "accidentally" end up between her and juni or on her other side every time)

if he accidentally runs into president fukuzawa, the president will steady him by placing a hand on his shoulder (so he makes sure to almost bump into him at least once a week)

if he and kyouka are walking around in busy streets, kyouka will hold on to his wrist or hand or something to make sure that they dont go separated (so he gains an interest in all crowded shopping areas)

if he gives kenji a gift, kenji will thank him with a hug (kenji is very confused but pleased by his growing collection of random knick knacks given to him by atsushi)

if he says something funny, junichiro will chuckle and bump their shoulders (so he starts trying to be purposefully funny)

weirdly enough though... ranpo doesn't have a pattern but still he pops up awkwardly next to atsushi and bumps their shoulders or pats his back or something similar even though he isn't usually touchy... hmmm....

1 year ago

the entire ash/eiji/shorter friend group is LGBT all at once

i just live for gnc ash. he/they/she prns for him just>>> and the barbara thing awakening something within him ??? and the concept of someone who absolutely struggles with loving themselves finding who they actually are ????? i eat the idea tf UP

1 year ago

ngl every time I see a fujoshi make an ‘bl’ recommendation and Google it, the plot is always always ‘violent sexual assault of a struggling, mentally ill man but it’s okay because the perpetrator is sexy and has a smoking habit, and the victim will fall in love with him eventually anyway.’

Fujoshis are fucking gross lol


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4 months ago

OH BOY THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO SAVE AS A DRAFT

is this a safe space to say that if he was real this man would not be safe from me

Is This A Safe Space To Say That If He Was Real This Man Would Not Be Safe From Me

There would be nowhere he could go where I would not find him and ask him out. Asexuality be damned, he could be go to the ends of the earth and I would sense him like a shark and chase him with speed previously unseen by humanity. He could be hiding in a little house in the ass crack of the turtle holding up the planet and I would show up at his door with a rose between my teeth. I want him biblically. I want him in a way that would make Jesus himself rise from the ground and punch me in the throat. Then Jesus would see this man and join in instead.

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