May: Shotgun For Eternity!

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

Fiona: Is Sand called sand because it's between Sea and Land?

May: FOR THE LAST TIME, GO TO BED-

May, pausing: ... Ask me in the morning...

You brought a cheese knife to the knife fight, which isn’t technically wrong, but is definitely an odd choice

Psych is the perfect example of how the Homestuck relationship quadrants play out irl

Shawn and Gus are moirails. Like, perfect definition.

Shawn and Jules are matesprits. (Duh)

Shawn and Lassie are kismessitudes. With Gus, Jules, and even arguably Chief Vick stepping in as auspistices as needed.

I could write an essay on this, as both a Homestuck and Psych autistic. Argue with the wall, you know I’m right and y’all have just been too afraid to say it

The respect never leaves

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

Blake: Honey bun?

Yang: Yes?

Blake, flustered: I meant, would you like one?

Yang: Oh, uh, alright. Sugar?

Blake: Yes?

Yang, blushing: I was asking if you wanted sugar in your tea.

Blake: Oh! Yes, please.

Weiss: fucking KISS ALREADY