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there is one brain cell in this shrimp and it's being juggled between the eye stalks.

shrimple minded creature.

i got locked out of my house today. good thing i leave a spare key in the garden. i placed the king facing south, the queen facing west, and the knight facing east. i still couldn't find the key, but i realized i mixed up the king and the knight.

many think the name "fallen" comes from the fact that their civilization was brought to ruin when the traveler left.

the truth is eliksni mandibles make the syllable 'b' sound an awful lot like an 'f'.

SWHFTT‼️‼️SUNDAY‼️‼️

30. Ballin'

whoever said that in terms of male human and female pokemon breeding, vaporeon was the most compatible for humans was clearly just desperate to justify themselves.

first of all, they cite the fact that vaporeon is in the field egg group, a group composed of mammals. this completely ignores the fact that human-like pokemon have their own egg group, separate from the field group. humans are certainly human like, and would undoubtedly be a part of the human-like egg group.

next, they cite the size of the vaporeon (about 3ft) as being "large enough." if the goal is a perfectly compatable creature, "enough" won't cut it.

it is also noted that a vaporeon can handle roughness because of its access to... acid armor??? the description of acid armor makes it very clear that vaporeon is liquefying itself, making it impossible to interact with physically.

now, the real perfect "partner" pokemon is clearly cacturne

not only does it solve the problems listed above, but it also has access to water absorb. further more, cacturne is described in its pokedex entries as a persistence hunter. this would make it much more capable of endurance compared to vaporeon, which is likely ambush predator. it also has access to moves that could properly assist in the breeding process. endure, encore, body slam, helping hand...

cacturne is clearly the optimal choice for male human and female pokemon breeding.

favorite trope is when the freaky guy goes to a party without a disguise and everyone thinks it's a costume.

we are truly lost.

i do not have the strength to finish this funnel cake

wait I think he blinked

this happened so long ago and it's certainly not relevant but i still have this burning hatred for the fact that the diamond and pearl remakes didn't use the platinum ghost gym.

for those who don't know, pokemon platinum updated hearthome's gym puzzle with this cool maze that made you search for symbols in the darkness to progress. this was a notable improvement from the diamond and pearl version of the gym which had... math. not puzzle math. not pokemon math. not even vaguely ghost related math. it was definitively the worst gym in the entire series.

so of course the remakes used it.

mr grizz rn:

damn