I Don’t Think He Needs To Be Rescued Lol…

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Samuel l. Jackson @ Supreme Court justices rn:

Some of my favorite dialogues from animal crossing 🌈

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Salty just casually dropping this lol and human one wholly supporting are just so wholesome and funny at the same time 😭🥺😂

I'd like to remind everyone that seeing such a radical push towards the right and towards facism is a sign of fear. 60% of the US wants abortion rights, many Russians don't want war with Ukraine, I'd like to think all people in the UK want to be able to critique their government. We have the numbers on our side and the next generation is much more progressive and the people in power know this but they're hoping we tear each other apart before we see this. We're going in the right direction, the government just doesn't reflect this and if anything is trying to combat it.

I freaking died. his reaction killed me.

I like to think that they don’t know how to play like any of these games

James: Would you rather kiss filch or compliment snape? Sirius: Honestly…I’d rather kiss moony Remus: *blushes* James: Pads that wasnt even the- Sirius: YOU DOUBLE DOG DARE ME TO? James: NO- I JUST SAID- Sirius: OML JAMESSS James: I- Sirius: *starts making our with remus* James flipping over the monopoly set: FUCK GAME NIGHT