being a phannie in 2024 is so cool because dan and phil post a video and the notification and title give you psychic damage. and then you see the thumbnail and it punches you right in the chest. and then you watch the video and it is 20-30 minutes of psychologically harrowing twink flirtation. and THEN you go on tumblr and reblog 200-300 posts about how happy and free dan and phil are in the video and it's like being shot.
phil being the one to get dan out of social situations and dan being the one to try things out for phil to see if phil would like it first hold on im hold on im wait no im
i just wish you would start believing that
LOVE character regression. love when characters get hurt and revert to their old ways as a way to deflect, cope, and recuperate. love when they get scared to make a difficult decision. love when it takes time and effort. it's going to be worth so much more when they get better.
history rhymes, especially internet history. I Love Soup.
Band member who doesn't play any instruments or sing, he's just There (They're a lovejoy cover band.)
To be clear: Ranboo is NOT a manager, songwriter, or tech. He is on stage for every performance. Sometimes he drinks 7up through the mask directly into the microphone.
exile arc but every day someone puts on a blonde wig and red n white t shirt and takes Tommy’s place as they all try to gaslight Dream
quackity: Hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: you aren’t tommyinnit and you don’t look or sound like him
quackity: *in a British accent* hello it is me tommyinnit
dream: tubbo I can see that it’s you
tubbo, wearing the ugliest blonde wig known to man: what? im tommyinnit. here I’ll prove it I just need some flint n steel and the location of your house
dream: are you ghostbur?
ghostbur: yes!
Phil: oh I forgot to tell you! Tommy’s street name is ghostbur. that’s why he said that :)
dream:
dream: oh hi “Tommy” why is your hair blue?
jack manifold, who didn’t own any other wigs: I’m going through a mid life crisis
dream: Ranboo I can see that you’re an enderman
ranboo, wearing a red and white suit: im tommyinnit. I remember everything. i can definitely swim mhm mhm
Dream: you aren’t even wearing the red and white. you’re just another blonde guy
purpled, a paid actor: wdym didn’t you know there’s only one blonde person ever. im tommyinnit
dream: technoblade what I meant to think of this
technoblade, wearing a sign that says ‘im tommyinnit’: well most people think I’m annoying at first
dream: you’re literally a pig
technoblade: that’s kinda rude to say about the British
Dream: how are you here. you’re dead.
glatt, who pierced the veil of life and death in order to make fun of tommy: no im tommyinnit. pogchamp or something
Anne Sexton // Susan Sontag // unknown // Jaakko Pallasvuo // Olivia Laing // Olivia Laing // Anne Truitt // Definition // Definition // Dante Émile // Mitski
web weaving about loving someone that doesn't love you back pls<3
—unrequited love
anaïs nin // mirrors // clementine von radics // holly warburton // jane seville // svetlana tartaskova // honeybee: baggage by trista mateer
wake up call.