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Nikolai never thought his mind could get any more broken. He had experienced complete irrationality. Hyperactivity making a mockery of his sorrow, but now death of the only thing that mattered. The only person who understood him. It was time for him to rest.

Tiredness plagued his existence as he cradled Fyodor’s arm in his arms. He lay on the ground stuck in his thoughts.

What was the point anymore? He has felt what it was like to finally live, held it so close and it’s just gone.

He longed to join his love in the afterlife. To see him again, to taste him again.

But the fear of uncertainty was too much to bear. He lay and savored what remained of Fyodor. He held every one of his fingers between his, wishing it had the warmth of life in it.

Every second spent with Fyodor had been magical. Complete and utter bliss, an escape from the mediocrity of life. The only thing he left now.

He missed the person who truly understood everything he was. He never knew just how much Fyodor had stolen from him when he did that.

Fyodor had left him a husk of himself, his passion gone. He had nothing left.

The arm reminded him of what Fyodor always wanted. Nikolai was the only person who had been trusted with that knowledge.

He’ll do what Fyodor always wanted, he just had to get up.

I'm gonna start posting my really short one-shots on here.

Pumpkin - Peridot and Lapis start a dog army for their Pumpkin.

“Lapis!” Peridot shouted from the bottom of the barn to Lapis, who was hovering in the air. 

“Yeah, Peri?” Lapis looked down.

“I’ve been researching dogs, as Steven calls them, and they are social creatures. But our Pumpkin is all alone out here,” Peridot exclaimed.

“Pumpkin is a pumpkin, and they have us,” Lapis replied.

“Yes, but what if they crave more than us!?” Peridot whined.

“Then take Pumpkin to more dogs?” Lapis stated.

“We don’t have more dogs!” Peridot cried.

Lapis sighed, “Then get Steven to make more?”

“Pumpkin needs companionship now! We need dogs!” Peridot waved her arms around to make it seem more urgent.

Lapis picked up Peridot and Pumpkin, “Let’s go dog hunting then.” Then she flew off.

The three of them grazed by grass as they searched for dogs. The bright sun shined across fields and fields of emptiness, quickly flying by.

They spotted a person walking their golden retriever below them. Lapis ducked and grabbed the dog and its leash in one big swoop.

They repeated this process several times before spotting many dogs, all gathered in a park.

“Lazuli! Look at all those dogs we’ve hit the jackpot!” Peridot cheered.

Wordlessly, Lapis landed them in the dog park.

Peridot stared awestruck and excitedly pointed to all kinds of dogs. “Look! There’s a great dane! Oh, and there’s a corgi!”

Lapis Lazuli smiled at this display, “I don’t know how we’ll carry all these dogs.”

Peridot didn’t hear her and instead strutted off to grab more dogs.

Lapis sighed and sat on the ground, waiting for Peridot’s return.

Pumpkin barked excitedly at other dogs and then barked and pawed at Lapis.

“What is it, Pumpkin?” Lapis asked.

Pumpkin spun around and chased its tail.

“Do you want to play?” Lapis observed.

Pumpkin nodded, and Lapis looked around for a nearby stick.

After finding and grabbing one, Lapis threw the stick and shouted, “Fetch!”

The dogs ecstatically chased after the stick and playfully fought amongst themselves for it.

Lapis continued playing fetch with the dogs while waiting for Peridot to return.

Eventually, Peridot returned with an angry crowd behind her.

Shouts rang from behind her, “Let's fly, Lapis!” 

Lapis used her powers to carry all the dogs that were playing with each other.

Once they got to the barn, Pumpkin started happily getting to know all the other dogs.

“We’re such great parents,” Peridot smiled.

Steven made them return all the dogs.

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crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read

and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you

like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors

Fnaf movie was great