Kity go eep
The meaning of life is to sleep
Guys I just got a phone!!!!! I've been on pc until now
crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
I love people who comment on ao3 sm like look at you little internet person say dogs noises I know love it
Spotify should let me annotate playlists. It's not enough to make a ship/character playlist, I need to explain every single song on there.
"Please, I wish for food!" The child cried.
I spawn the most luxurious buffet for them, "And for your second wish?"
"A house!" The child said between bites of lobster.
I spawn a mansion, "Your third wish?"
The child stopped in thought for a moment before speaking, "A loving family, please!"
Nothing appeared and I grinned, "Hello, I'm your new dad."
The two of us lived a happy life.
You’re a Genie with thousands of years of bad luck. It seams that every time someone finds the lamp, they are evil or corrupt and you are bound to grant terrible wishes. One day an child in torn clothes finds you and begs for food.