dazai the softie 😣
all credits to the original artist @pppapi_505 on X
https://standoesstuff.straw.page
"Please, I wish for food!" The child cried.
I spawn the most luxurious buffet for them, "And for your second wish?"
"A house!" The child said between bites of lobster.
I spawn a mansion, "Your third wish?"
The child stopped in thought for a moment before speaking, "A loving family, please!"
Nothing appeared and I grinned, "Hello, I'm your new dad."
The two of us lived a happy life.
You’re a Genie with thousands of years of bad luck. It seams that every time someone finds the lamp, they are evil or corrupt and you are bound to grant terrible wishes. One day an child in torn clothes finds you and begs for food.
[guy who has handled two conversations well in a row] I think I might be the most emotionally stable person on the planet of earth
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.