Yall It’s Fmucking Fmreezibg Out Here

You ever read a book that viciously rips out your soul- and then restitches it back into your body in the most satisfying way possible? Cause if you haven’t, def read “the spirit bares it’s teeth” by Andrew Joseph White

Nothing is like I planned it

So funny I can’t stand it

Wish I was made of granite

I must be on another planet

hey, I got another question :3

(deeeeep breath)

WHAT IF I CAN’T FORGET YOUUUUU

hey

hey you

yeah, yeah you

I’ve got a question…

WHAT’S SO GOOD ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES?!

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yall I just started reading the welcome to night vale book and it’s so yummy already like the world building is immaculate

Reporter Whumpee taken for breaking onto government property Protester Whumpee taken for "slander" against the law Rebel Whumpee taken for fighting the law Loyal Whumpee taken because the law needed to pin the blame on someone Civilian Whumpee taken for being in the wrong place at the wrong time Warrior Whumpee taken for not executing their enemy (Maybe they were a child/woman or killing is just against their morals) Boss Whumpee overthrown by the board for not being "effective" even though they just followed orders.

uhhhh

I went roller skating and had my phone in my pocket (as you do)

then I somehow accumulated a bunch of badges

do with that information what you will

Get attacked!! ✨🌈 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 🌈

@chaotic-orphan @sp4cedustxd

REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG

Boycott TikTok

Trump wants you to rejoin it because then he can put propaganda out there

Go into rednote

TURN THIS INTO A MASSIVE POST

TAG ALL UR MUTUALS

YOU ARE NOT IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA

Rah I wanna die

@magical-sweet-kitty @chrissyhoffmannwtf @riverlicious-with-cheese @new-zee-land @highclasshomosexual @evilrobertsmith @rtc-obsessed-gworlie @tealrootsgerardwayreal @i-apologize-in-advance @dem0lition-lov3r @gerardksser @noelle-the-sleepy @mikey-way-stole-my-kidney

"The trannies should be able to piss in whatever toilet they want and change their bodies however they want. Why is it my business if some chick has a dick or a guy has a pie? I'm not a trannie or a fag so I don't care, just give 'em the medicine they need."

"This is an LGBT safe space. Of COURSE I fully support individuals who identify as transgender and their right to self-determination! I just think that transitioning is a very serious choice and should be heavily regulated. And there could be a lot of harm in exposing cis children to such topics, so we should be really careful about when it is appropriate to mention trans issues or have too much trans visibility."

One of the above statements is Problematic and the other is slightly annoying. If we disagree on which is which then working together for a better future is going to get really fucking difficult.