Reblog If You're Gay, Not Gay, Slightly Gay, Or If You Just Want To Launch Donald Trump Into A Dying

hey

hey you

yeah, yeah you

I’ve got a question…

WHAT’S SO GOOD ABOUT PICKING UP THE PIECES?!

Silas and the groundskeeper

treat black queers kindly and love us. that's all.

yall I just finished reading the spirit bares its teeth by Andrew Joseph White

holy fucking shit

be prepared to see lots of reblogs about this book

Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

I’ve never been happier to be queer

Reporter Whumpee taken for breaking onto government property Protester Whumpee taken for "slander" against the law Rebel Whumpee taken for fighting the law Loyal Whumpee taken because the law needed to pin the blame on someone Civilian Whumpee taken for being in the wrong place at the wrong time Warrior Whumpee taken for not executing their enemy (Maybe they were a child/woman or killing is just against their morals) Boss Whumpee overthrown by the board for not being "effective" even though they just followed orders.

what did nachos do to you

I hate nachos.

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☍ Normal Scheduling Has Been Interrupted Mowgli was going to scribe a poem or a dramatic monologue. Or something equally (in)coherent. But instead… the glitch won. The Underland Review: Issue One – This Zine Is a Lie is now live. 43 pages of soft monsters, glitch-lit poetry, haunted prose, cursed diagrams, and art that shouldn’t exist but does anyway. A digital archive stitched together with pocket lint, rage, and love. ☍ READ THE ZINE Free to read, cursed to absorb. Share it with your coven, your nemesis, your local librarian. ☍ DOWNLOAD THE ZINE (Pay What You Want) Keep a high-res PDF in your glitch archive. Every donation helps us print more, distribute wider, and one day pay the beautiful liars who make this possible. ☍ ORDER A PRINT COPY ($5.55 + your soul) Hold the lie in your hands. Smell the ink. Feel the contradiction. ☍ Submissions for Issue Two Are Open Deadline: August 10th, 2025 We're seeking: poetry, prose, essays, visual art, sound pieces, spoken word, and other beautiful misfits. If it glitches, bleeds, howls, or doesn’t fit in polite company — we want it. We accept text, image, and audio formats. MP3s, JPGs, PDFs, .docx, strange attachments — bring us your fragments. Collaborative works are welcome. Email us at: riverandceliainunderland@gmail.com Subject line: THIS IS A LIE – [Your Name] Thank you for reading. Thank you for believing in beautiful contradictions. We were never here. — River & Celia Curators of Lies, Underland Division

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