The Fire Lord And Her First Two Consorts

*Angel still high on anesthetics after appendix removal surgery*

David: "Do you need anything?"

Angel: "I need dat asssss!"

Asher: "Pff- okay, food-wise?"

Angel: "Can I eat dat ass? ;)"

David: "Jesus fucking christ."

Milo: "Hey, what's your honest opinion on Christian?"

Angel: "Ugh, that aussie bastard can suck my dick."

*Asher and Milo losing their shit*

David: "I knew I shouldn't have asked you guys to come."

Sweetheart: "Honest opinion on Milo's cooking?"

Milo: "Hey, I'm a good cook!"

Angel: "Mmmmm...Davey's cooking is better."

Milo: "Bitch."

Babe: "Honest opinion on that guy, Porter, from the summit?"

Angel: "That man was sassy as fuck."

Asher: "Fair enough."

Angel: "And his hair was so greasy. Like...ew."

Babe: "HA!"

Sweetheart: "You should get high more often."

David: "Seriously, do you want anything to eat."

Angel: "Dat-"

David: "Do not say 'Dat ass'."

Angel: "...that cake ;)"

*Babe and Sweethearts turns to lose their shit.*

ERIK!!!! MAKE A WEDDING AFTERPARTY AUDIO AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!!

Ugh I hate them

"krios you can't just sit on Tumblr all 2nd period and send fanart to ur friend!!"

Me in the back of my class sending my 20th Zuko fanart to my friend, who's also in school:

Late Azutara Week post! Couples Counseling

I need, not want, poly DAMN crew content with Co-worker!!!

sally jackson. reblog if you agree.

Adding Korra to the collection!!

Alternative Yangchen & Kuruk!!

- Caelum cameo

I wanna make a Redacted Wedding bingo card

Here’s what I got so far, help me fill it up:

-David cries

-Milo cries

-Darlin’ cries

-A comment about Milo’s outfit will be made

- David will be called groomzilla

- Asher will get lectured in one form or another

- Smthng Milo and dress socks related

- Marie/Gregory Cameo

My favorite ultra-specific character type is "this fucked up little man clearly just needs a consensual BDSM relationship and some therapy and he'd be fine, but that is very much not what happens in this story."