Yall. My Family Calls Me Calamity Jane Because I Am Astoundingly Clumsy. Im Not Allowed To Wash Any Knives,
Yall. My family calls me calamity jane because i am astoundingly clumsy. Im not allowed to wash any knives, even butter knives, without cutproof gloves. Okay?
I just slammed my finger in the very dirty back door so hard that one side got cut open and the other bloomed into an instantly black bruise. My brain whited out immidietly, i politely asked my brother to continue my jobs and then stood and waited for my mom to get home. With my black and bleeding finger. She walks in and i stand there like 🙂 for a few minutes, i wouldnt want to rush her!! She gets over to me and i go 'i... cant see.' And collapse on the spot.
Fast forward ten minutes, ive passed out three times, my dad had to kickstart my body into breathing once, but my wound is cleaned and im concious again!!
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Wow I forgot how nerve-wracking it is to make yourself perceivable!! Like- hiii!! It's me!!! Here I am again!!! Hope you aren't secretly really pissed to see me!!!! OK I gotta go, I'm filled with Fear, bye!!!
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this is my original work. other versions are reposts.
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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
every time i see fanart of viktor without his cane or crutch i die a little bit inside
Hi!! I'm your secret valentine friend and wanna draw you and your f/o but need ref of you guys. Please upload some refs in the drive folder! Ty!! 💖 (You can find the secret valentine drive folder in ompatildudooor 's posts!) or https://drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1yep7SDITLNS53PAKzqv-cLnpIQipRIxw
Hi :(
So sorry, i know youve already been reassigned a partner but i didnt want to ignore you! In all the tumblr chaos i didnt get any notifications and i wasnt able to find ompatils blog until today, sorry for no showing.
Good luck with the valentine!!
Reblog if you're not homophobic
Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad.Â
Every time someone writes Viktor as a pathetic submissive twink, an angel looses it's wings 😔😔😔
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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