CANONš
Ness: I know youāve probably been emotionally unavailable since you were twelve, and look like youāre about to die of sleep deprivation, but I would run away with you if you asked.
Mike, just trying to order a hamburger: what?
Ness: what?
Abby, coloring on the kids menu: He said heād run away with you if you asked.
What if I literally jamp RIGHT NOW.
This is the most homophobic thing that's ever happened to me in my entire life.
THAT IS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I LITERALLY KILLED MYSELF RIGHT NOW IM GOING TO FUCKING JUMP.
I DONT CARE THAT HE LOOKS GREAT DUDE THATS NOT MIKE WHAT IF I DIED RIGHT NOW šš
3 hours later
Wellll ya seeeee maybe we could figure something out I GUESSS..
drop dead gorgeous
You cannot tell me this isn't Ness crashing after staying up for 2 days to prove that he's right about the cop (vanessa) going into the pizzaria at night.
Guys he's just so silly, the goober just needs to sleep before going on a tangent about how he "didn't get sick from the air, Mike. Really, I'm fine" (he literally broke into Freddys a week ago with a flashlight, camcorder and bag. Genius didn't even bring a face mask so he wouldn't breath in whatevers in the pizzarias air)
Well, we get silly. Check out Ness' insta if you want more sillies and rants from Ness:)
"What's wrong vanny?"
I love this so much oh my GOD.
guys my momās new boyfriend is trying to be supportive of me being a trans guy and he said āi got you a gift, a boy giftā
itās a mountain dew nascar trucker hat. i wanna scream, like itās nice he got me a gift and itās nice heās trying butā¦. I wanna Sc r EAM
NestorTheory Instagram lore recap in cliffnotes!
4th of January, account created + 2 posts. An introduction and Radio update.
5th of January, selfie, fun facts, and radio updates.
6th of January, first Freddy's post of the actual diner along with an update from sparkys (including a selfie)
9th of January, first 'Freddy's-a-go' update + plan.
11th of January, successfully broke into Freddy's and posted multiple photos from inside along with updates and finds.
18th of January, Mike makes a post on Ness' story about how Ness is sick after breaking into Freddy's + photo of a sick and sleepy Ness.
23rd of January, update on Ness' health along with another eepy Ness photo.
25th of January, 'Freddy's-a-go' update from a healthy Ness, no longer sick + photos of Freddy's from the outside. Radio update and a hint to a live interview on his radio station with a "certain security gaurd".
January 31st, Ness posts on his story about a radio update along with his Lock Ness Monster theory board as the photo in the background.
Between all of those posts, Ness has interacted with the Sparky's Diner account too, which is ran by his sibling 'Andy' (because in the book it's said that Ness' family own the Diner, that's the only "canon" I'm taking from the book. Completely made Andy up)
Andy teases Ness about how he stares at "your security guy" in the comments of several Sparky's Diner posts, Ness responds back and that leads to him getting Mike's (security guys) number after Mike had written it on a receipt that Andy picked up instead because Ness was busy with another table. Andy makes a post on the Sparkys account about how "you should really notice this! Also, make sure to return 10 receipts to get a free coffee on the house!" Ness proceeds to freak out in the comments at realising Mike left him his number and offers anything in the world to Andy so he'll give him the receipt that had Mike's number on it.
This is the shortest way I can explain the LOOORE, but I plan to make a full in depth post about it all soon Including behind the scenes lore that has only been hinted at and not given full context (Mike randomly posting on Ness' story is a GREAT example because securitywaiter isn't established yet. As far as people knew, Ness just had a supposed crush on him and then BOOM Mike Is randomly in Ness' room taking care of him while he's sick + now he's following a certain @MichaelSchmidt1975 too, hmmm??) (Also, you don't have to like securitywaiter to enjoy the account, you wouldn't even notice it:))
All set in the 2000's like the movie by the way!
There is a LOT more I will explain in depth, but this is for whoever to take a look at! I'd appreciate if you check out Ness' instagram and Sparky's too if that's what your interested in, I absolutely adore making these and there should be a new post tonight because Ness' radio station will be on in the morning, Saturday at 8am sharp ya'll!
After 8 years of waiting.... Har har har
(Hope everyone gets to watch the moviešā¤ļøš :D)
THIS.
Not me being obsessed with the Barbie movie after watching it and imagining Ness and Mike taking Abby to the theater to watch it (i know its not time period accurate, just let me be) and on the drive back, Ness and Abby would definitely sing "I'm just Ken" on the top of their lungs, having a great time and Mike just wants to do a James Bond jump out of their driving vehicle.
Also, Ness would totally gush about how hot Ken is
They'd totally have to wear all pink too, and Mike would have to borrow sth from Ness since he literally only owns black or grey stuff.
Whenever I get a new obsession I just get back and project it onto these three again, thats my life nowš
IS EXACTLY WHAT IVE BEEN SAYING
i may be gay but god damn she could step on me in those red heels and id thank her
OHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEMš
this is actually very cute i like them very much
Steddie, BRCU and Securitywaiter are what I yell abouuut :) he/him/his
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