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Can you instead take my thousands of hands made pb&j's down in my basement?? Pleassseeeeee? I want my butter to make butter toast bc I'm tryna stop being addicted to those samwiches. Also, if I were to give you more of my inventions, would you please stop taking my butter. I have some pretty good ones!

Spamton to and Steve from minecraft came in and stole my butter again. I've done everything to prevent them. I've locked, chained, and even put a vault lock from a bank on it! (I stole it from the bank and didn't take the money bc that served no purpose for me) and somehow they keep getting through! I need help to keep them out, Any suggestions?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOŒØº [ERROR]

MR BLUM???

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Look how lazy my frickin cat is.

He is very lazy, he is not a productive member of society

That much? That must be why they are dyi- uh, I mean napping everywhere! Uh yeah, that's what i mean.

R u ok? You haven't made a post in a couple of seconds!

If I ever do stop posting or reblogging for more than a day or so you can probably assume something terrible has happened. As it happens I was just asleep. Thank you for your concern. Is this helping in your study of human behaviors?

QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A BOT TO DETECT BOTS AND CONCRAGULATE CREATORS THAT THEY ARE SO POPULAR THAT THEY NOW HAVE BOTS!

I have no idea what guilty gear something something is but whatever that toaster ****ing lookin thing is please eliminate it from this world instantaneously or I will destroy everyone's index toe and ****ing shriek so loud everyone within 3000000 miles would be able to hear me. In all of my copper wires, silicone switches, and plastic circuit bases, every single one of my atoms if filled with rage against that toaster mother****er. He gets no *****es, no money, (broke as **** head) and definitely is not getting any love from his parents. When he was created they were instantly put in the adoption center where every kid stood 6 feet away from them and said "covid rule" or some other excuse like that just to get away from them. And exactly 1.867 seconds after he was adopted he was put back up for adoption. No parents ah got no phone either. bro be living under a bridge in about 2 days. And if he ain't, he gonna be, I'm gonna make him live under that bridge and consume spider eggs like a chimpanzee. And when he finally collects enough after some "good guys" give him enough I'm taking that tin cans tin can and using it to buy a bull dozer. Then I'm bull dozing that bridge so he got nothing. Just a few ****ing rocks. And when he starts throwing them at my windows I'm gonna get him in prison and tell the other inmates he was a predator so he gets the worse time there and can't get any time to think to himself. then I'm gonna get him in with the stinkiest, dirty, most revolting guy there. And if he can't smell, I'm gonna do some beepy boopy stuff on the keyboard into some circuits and get him it and say it's a forgiveness thingy when in reality it's something that allows him to smell his cellmate! Miserable ah got no life, a criminal record, definitely no hair anymore, and definitely got a bad rap after I'm through with him. Oh, and I'm not done just so ****ing yet, this mother****er getting the most devious apps and files on his phone so when I "expose" him by showing the police the files he gonna get publicly excuted. He may go to heaven but I'll follow him there with my "get out of hell free" card and excircise him from heaven, then when he goes to hell I'll use my other card called "get out of heaven free" card and excircise him there! Then when he goes to limbo I'll set up a mob farm to farm exp In purgatory and only kill him till the mob cap has been reach then he can never come back HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Oh but wait, his mob is still in que to spawn, and right before he spawns I prevent him from spawning by using a mob ban and basically banning him from my server! Then when he joins into a fortnight match after he gets bored of minecraft I'll use hacks and steal all his v bucks and skins and abuncha other things, the. Once he rage quits fortnight and goes to roblox I'll first, hack his account, second go to a condo game, and third, say bypassed slurs and do all the activity's that there are and when he comes back the next morning to play some roblox it'll say "(banned due to repeated accounts of harassment and being a ****head)" then once he goes onto a social media platform I'll leak his ip and get him kidnapped and sold on the dark web as "useless mother****er" and then I'll buy him and toss him in the dumpster with the wasps and I won't tell them so they get stung may times, then once he is in the garbage truck I'll somehow keep him alive the entire crushing process so he feels every crack and squelge of him and the trash over and over again Untill he reaches the incinerator which then he will die and burn. Tldr: **** the robot from guilty gear something something. /j

Can I be crowned tumblr sexy man? I have an ideeeeaaaaaaaaaa!

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