— Bernie Can’t Even Catch A Break During Celebrations❣️

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1) my team is Newcastle2) I don’t really support any other teams directly but there’s definitely teams I’d prefer to win certain games. Also I want city to win the league. 4) Martin Dúbravka because he’s basically the reason we’re not in the relegation zone currently, plus he’s really nice (Schär is a close second though)5) shearer probably because he did so much and he’s our biggest and never left. Also les Ferdinand because his partnership with shearer was amazing.34) yeah my national team is England 35) I do support them. 36) I don’t necessarily ‘identify’ with any other national teams but I support like Slovakia for dúbravka, Switzerland for schär, etc in certain matches.

Okay so I can be more active over Sunday-Tuesday so with some hope I’ll get through all the requests and more some

As someone who’s struggled with sexual identity and just defines themselves as ‘probably not straight’ I related to so much of Daniel Howell’s new video. There was such small things - like leading a person on accidentally and being unable to be sexual with them because you’re terrified of the not straight side of you - that made me feel so simply not alone.

That video was so important to me because, for 45 minutes of my life, I felt validated and accepted and overwhelmed with this sense of hope for a future contentness I could feel about myself and who I really am. Even if I don’t know who or what that is. I can identify as ‘probably not straight’ or ‘I don’t know’ and be valid.

Thank you, Daniel Howell, Dan and danisnotonfire for surviving, in all your identities, for countless reasons, but the most personal to me; so that I could too.

john stones everybody

because @paudybalas was disappointed my last one wasn’t john x kyle 

He always looks sad, Harry Kane.

can you please do needy kisses and neck kisses with stonesy i love your writing x

and he’s latched onto your neck the minute he’s got back from training, arms around your waist, hand caressing the side of your face and your tilting you head, giving him more access, moaning at the loss of contact when he pulls away. But you’re quickly resatisfied as he latched onto your lips, softly biting on the lower, tongue nudging through. And he’s putting everything into this kiss - clearly he’s missed you during the day. And he’s reattaching to your neck again, sucking harshly on the skin and kissing it to soothe and you’re running your hand up through his hair, eyes closing as he works his way down to you chest, nipping away at the skin.

Just an idea 💡 for your John story could be that she doesn’t want to get involved with him because of his drama history but he’s persistent and shows her that he can be different and a one woman man only idk just thought 💭

definitely a good thought, anon! Sorry it took so long to reply! I have exams that end in two weeks, but after them I plan on writing a full chaptered story and this will definitely be incorporated into it x

do one with winks. he gets drunk and he acts like childish, his girlfriend tries to make him to change his clothes and tuck him in bed but it's not that easy haha. I need more winksy in my life

You’re picking him up from a club and driving him home and god if that wasn’t difficult enough with him constantly touching you, trying to curl up on you as you navigated the streets, but getting him out of his clothes for bed was a whole other level. He’d giggle and pull on your shirt as you tried to undo the buttons of his shirt, he’d refuse to sit still as you tried to untie his shoes and he’d make flirty comments followed by ‘I have a girlfriend’ as you tried to undo his belt. And when you finally got him undressed for bed he’s pulling you in with him ‘come lie with me’ in a singsong voice surrounding you.

do a dele one, any story x

Because it’s his birthday

You’re waking him up to kisses on his face, giggling at his lazy groan as he pushes you off him, smiling as he does so. ‘You have to get up for training, del’ you whispered against his warm skin and his response was even more groans and a muttering of ‘but it’s my birthday’ and you’re pulling him up and pushing him out of bed ‘come on I can sleep in for a bit longer’ and he’s stropily walking off to the shower as you admire his back muscles in the dim morning light. And soon he’s leaving, a kiss to your forehead and the demand of his birthday sex when he gets back and you’re up as soon as he leaves: birthday gift preparations time