What If Everyone In The Digital Circus Is Ai Expect Pomni?

Short: You're a Lord, Merlin!

Arthur: *Finds out Merlin's a Dragonlord.* *Big brain working* 🧠💭

Arthur: Hold on a second here... *Goes to Geoffrey to confirm* 💡🔎

Merlin: *Working* 🧹

Arthur: *Barges in and heads straight for his desk ignoring Merlin's inquiries*

Arthur: *Pulls out document papers and quill* *Stares at Merlin with intense eyes* 📜✒️👀

Merlin: Arthur?

Arthur: Sign here Merlin. *Points to the documents* ✒️📜

Merlin: What? Why? What is it?

Arthur: The grain reports for yule tide, obviously. *Rolls his eyes sarcastically, making Merlin huff* Don't question me just sign here.

Merlin: *Signs Papers after some time* What is this about Arthur?

Arthur: *Grins happily* You're a Lord. 🤗

Merlin: Yeah...? A Dragonlord. ❔

Arthur: *Shakes head* You are Merlin Ambrose, son of the late Lord Balinor Ambrose of Balor. Current Patriarch of the Ancient house of Ambrose.

Merlin: 😨 What?! ‼️

Arthur: Of course, it won't be Ambrose for much longer. Just need Geoffreys signature.

Merlin: Hold on Prat! What do you mean?! What did I just sign?!! 😠

Arthur: You're a Lord Merlin. 🙄 Honestly, keep up.

Merlin: You can't just give titles without my permission!

Arthur: Didn't need to. You already had one being Balinors only son.

Merlin: *Processing* 🧠

Merlin: ... Oh shit, my Dad was a noble? My Dad was a Lord!!?

Merlin: Then wait, what was it that I signed? 👀❔

Arthur: Our marriage certificate~! 📜💍👑❤️✨🥰

Merlin: Our WHAT!!??? 😳 *Blushes deep red*

Arthur: By tomorrow, you shall be known as Lord Merlin Pendragon 😏.

Merlin: Arthur! 😳😠

Arthur: Yes, my Lord~! ✨💕

Conference post

How come loona has so many forms?

Like aren't hellhounds supposed to be the lowest class in hell hierarchy?

I mean, it would make sense if she learned all these forms from the book, but it never stated to be case

So, like, all hellhounds have this many forms and somehow lower class under imps?

And if this is the case, hell hierarchy makes little to no sense to me. Because how is magical species of dogs with many forms lower than another species of hellborn with no powers.

I hope to lord almighty and divine power on earth that vizzie does not touch mythology. Especially Greek myths. I can picture what she would do to Hades. A skinny pastey twink with long black hair. 🤢

God, me neither, I can imagine all the ways she would mess with greek mythology.

Honestly, I genuinely wonder now how she would handle Zeus and his cheating. Would he be the bad guy, or would he be given a reason to justify his cheating.

Honestly, I wonder if octavia knows her parents are getting a divorce.

I mean, she doesn't understand how her parents didn't hate each other when she was younger. So like does she know her parents are getting a divorce, or does she think her parents are taking a break.

I think octavia is aware of her parents' divorce.

I mean, in the episode seeing stars, we see stolas yelling at stella on the phone, and in the background, we also see stella stuff being put into moving trucks. So they are not really hiding their divorce from her.

I don't think octavia is aware of the full picture on why her parents are divorcing. For all we know, stolas could have just told her a white lie or never communicated the full truth on the reasoning behind their divorce.

Honestly, if the show takes this path, it would be very interesting. We could see andrealphus or stella manipulate or lie to octavia into believing that it was because of stolas cheating that they got a divorce.

Also, I want to point out that sometimes kids aren't always aware of their parents fighting. Some parents make an effort to fight away from the kids or fight when the kid is distracted or sleeping. Also, young kids may not fully understand the argument. So, they might simply tune out or dismiss the conflict altogether.

Sadly, since we don't know much about anything related to how octavia childhood was (other than some short clips) or her relationships with stella.

We can just assume stella and stolas agreed on tolerating each other for octavia sake. But the tolerance for each other broke once stella found out stolas cheated on her with an imp. So, that is why octavia growing up didn't really realize how much her parents didn't like each other.

I saw a lot of people asking for vaggie, but in my opinion, I will give 2 reasons why she wasn't added in the 1st wave.

1st:

Vaggie is not one of Viv favorites.

2nd:

Vaggie is not one of the fandom favorites.

So, for those 2 main reasons, (in my opinion) is why she probably not made, and why Alastor, Angel, and Charlie were given youtooz figures.

Sinces Alastor and Angel are both Viv + the fandom favorites. I don't know about Charlie being one of Viv favorites, but I do know that charlie is one of the fandoms favorites.

Typical trope of the woman being better at archery than the man but the woman is Merlin and the man is Arthur (and the Knights).

It’s probably a bet or Gwaine trying to flirt with Merlin, or maybe Leon worries about his safety to the point he makes him, but one of the Knights offer to teach Merlin to shoot. They figure he’ll be safe as you normally need some distance to shoot and doesn’t require too much strength. (in the instance of Knights, they tend to not realise that a bow string is very taught and hard to pull if you want to shoot well as they are already sturdy in muscle.)

Gwaine goes to hold onto Merlin’s me show him a proper form but Merlin just scoffs and shoos him away.

Arthur finds it hilarious that Merlin is so confident as he thinks it will be funny to watch him embarrass himself, until he watched Merlin pull the bow with more ease than even the most trained archer.

Cue them watching Merlin shoot every target with as close to perfection as one can get (without controlling the wind).

Putting the bow down and blushing despite his prideful grin, Merlin just shrugs at them as if he didn’t just blow all their minds, “We had survive somehow in the village.”

Gwaine cackles with glee while Leon debates for illy picking up Arthur’s jaw.

MY REVIEW OF EPISODE 3!

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Summary of the episode: The episode follows the hotel as they do trust exercises, Charlie puts vaggie in changes. In plot B, we follow Alastor as he goes to an overlord meeting.

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My problems short formed:

● so much was going on, but it was still boring

● Some things should be saved for another episode

● cut back on characters

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My problems long formed:

● this episode was really boring. It just was a miss for me, I mean, we knew about the angel head. I was surprised when Velvette had the angel head, and Camille was the one that did it, but the shock was over because after that episode, we got nothing on angel head at all.

So I suggest separating Vaggie plot for her own episode, then leave this episode to Camille and velvette as a whole. Before I forget, I suggested in my earlier reviews, keeping the audience from knowing about the angel head, and then when the angel head is thrown, I just know all the audience would be completely focus.

● like I said, vaggie should have an episode focused on her. And who she is without charlie, all the people I seen who like vaggie only like her because she with Charlie.

And I personally feel like you should like the characters for who they are, not who they are with. And for vaggie without or with Charlie, she basically summed up to be angry, doesn't trust anyone, and without a second thought, and pull out her spear.

(I just find it funny that vaggie doesn't do anything with her spear fighting wise until the last couple of episodes)

● I suggest, to cut back on characters, and the overlords could be those characters. I mean, none of them even really spoke except maybe 6.

I think the episode should've the overlords meeting being canceled because everyone was busy or made up excuses on why they didn't show up.

My rewrite:

So we see Camila working, then velvette kick the door open.

Velvette is demanding for Camila use the information she knows. Camila doesn't want to be part of it.

Then velvette talk about how in recent years Camila has been losing more respect form the overlords. Then respectless happens, and then velvette is kicked out. As Camila starts to be more tense, her shadow starts to stretch out, becoming alastor shadow.

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Over all 6/10

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Wow, it has been a hot minute since I did a review post. But life has been kicking me hard by keeping me busy. I'm so sorry to keep you all waiting.

Making Valentines merch of your ship that's mainly focused around abuse, S/A, and class/racial discrimination (where the lower-class, implied POC is seen as chained to his abuser) as a cop and prisoner (with the victim being the cop and the abuser being the prisoner) is...a choice...

Not necessarily a good one...

also the pixeled-out bit on Blitz's side is just 🤢

i wasted my time on this dsfjk,bsgakjgkjfgajk

end me

and of course i have to balance it out with fluff

i wanna squeeze lil mk