I Love Eliza

You know what’s a great idea?

If the Hamilton fandom fucking chilled.

Me: I'm so happy The Great Comet, Bandstand, and Groundhog Day are going to have a long run.

Friend: But they're closing next month

Me, on the verge of tears: I'm. So. Happy. That. The. Great. Comet. Bandstand. And. Groundhog. Day. Are. Going. To. Have. A long. Run.

Moscow? I think you mean "give Grace McLean a Tony." In My House? I think you mean "Give Grace McLean a fucking tony." A Call To Pierre? I think you mean "HOW THE FUCK WAS GRACE MC FUCKING LEAN WAS NOT NOMINATED FOR A TONY?!?"

I think a great way to solve the Charlotteville statue problem is not by tearing down the statue of Robert E. Lee, but to build a bigger, better looking statue of Ulysses S. Grant right next to it.

Whizzer: You're over dramatic sometimes, Marvin

Marvin: what? No I'm not.

~ later that day ~

Whizzer: *wins the chess game*

Marvin: get out of this household I am done with you.