Hi Cutie Patootie :) I Love Your Writing And Dazai (stuffeddeer's Version)

struggling w midterms is so real deer i got a 5,1 on a test this morning even though i stayed up all night for it :(( anw i hope you’re doing okay and all is well and lovely ily i hope you drink enough water!! or else….

I GET YOU!!!! i got a 6.5 and CHEERED like why r classes hard!!!!! i believe in u!!!! we'll do better next semester/trimester/year idek 😭

and thank uu!! im doing well and i hope u are too! thank u for the vague threat i will be sure to drink more water ❤️

Nikolai Gogol masterlist bsd masterlist main masterlist

Nikolai Gogol asks you to stay. You... (3 fic standalone series) yandere tendencies (possessiveness, manipulation...), very toxic, could be dubcon?, he deffo doesn't ask you to stay he more just tells you to, sorry!

Doormat reader ft. Dazai, Ranpo, Atsushi, Chuuya

Nikolai when you hide things down your shirt ft. Dazai gn reader but breasts/bra is mentioned

Nikolai making you cry ft. Dazai cheating, whatever's going on in Nikolai's portion, both are terrible, first time writing for Nikolai so it's mediocre

Nikolai Gogol asks you to stay. You... cw: yandere tendencies (possessiveness, manipulation...), very toxic, could be dubcon?, he deffo doesn't ask you to stay he more just tells you to, sorry!

...decline. cw: above + solidly dubcon, nikolai is the worst, sorry in advance

...are unsure. cw: above + condescending manipulation (making decisions for you?), could be seen as kidnapping?

...agree. cw: above, he's the best here probably, you might be into it a bit more here oops

Hello I’m new here, I just couldn’t help but notices how lovely you write. So I have little request for you.

Can I request Nikolai and any characters you want reaction when their s/o hides stuff between her breasts?

omg welcome just my drunk friend! tysm!!!! i love nikolai im on it 🫡 and dazai ofc..

has: no pronouns used but mention of boobs and bras, also one (1) use of the word tits. is that worthy of a warning? probably not. but Nikolai says it in a weird way bc he’s the worst so just in case 🤞🏻

You knock feverishly on Nikolai’s door. Fuck, where did you leave your key? You’d already made it back to your apartment when you realized it wasn’t in your pockets. The last place you were was Nikolai’s, so if he didn’t have it you aren’t sure who would.

“Nikolai, you dick,” you mutter under your breath. That asshole is definitely still awake, so why wasn’t he answering the door?

The knocking ceases as Nikolai swings the door open, hair unbraided and eyes glimmering. “Missed me that badly?” He leans forward, bending down slightly to maneuver his face just above yours. “You could’ve called, y’know.”

“Yeah, well,” you shrug. “I need to come in.”

“Pushy!~” He pouts, crossing his arms and standing up straight. “Not even gonna say hello?”

A groan passes your lips, too frustrated at your missing key to play his games. “You didn’t.” You pause momentarily. It’s less frustration and more so anxiety that makes your skin crawl and your tone snippy. “Sorry, I just lost my key. I’m worried I dropped it on the street walking home.”

Eyes lighting up, you would’ve sworn Nikolai beamed down at you with two mismatched flashlights. “You need your key, you say? And what if I told you I could procure it for you?”

Your shoulders slump down, relaxing. He’s being an asshole, sure, but at least you know he has it. “Please, Nikolai?”

“Mm… You gotta promise not to be mad when I retrieve it. Especially since I’ll be your savior, you know!” He puffs out his chest, already proud before he has even produced the key.

“I promise, I’ll be eternally grateful as long as I can find that key.”

Nikolai’s warm and ungloved hand slips under your loose shirt collar, digging beneath your bra and in between your breasts. You freeze, even with the warmth of his hand on you. Before you can chew him out for the random grope, the jester pulls your apartment key from in between, flashing both it and a wolfish grin to you.

You say nothing for a moment, just staring slack jawed at your key. Had you really..?

“You dropped it in there before you left,” he shrugs before dropping the key back in between your breasts, not bothering to hand it to you properly. “And I just stare at your tits all the time, so I noticed.”

With a gentle smack to his bicep, you fish the key out once more and let out a sigh of relief. “Thank god; I thought I was going to have to change my locks!”

“You still should - I have, like, several copies of your apartment key littered around my apartment,” Nikolai smiles once more.

You don’t even bother replying, just turning around and leaving his place for the second time that night, your apartment key in hand.

Dazai would start hiding things in there too. He tosses a pen your way before heading out on a mission, one where he knows you can’t bring a bag along, just to watch as you stuff it in between your breasts. You’d sigh resignedly, used to his actions by this point and having long given up arguing or telling him off.

When on said mission, he’d find any and every reason that one might need a pen and turn to you expectantly, waiting for you to pull it out and hold it out for him. It’s always so warm after, heated up from its time nestled between where he’d like to be stashed away.

You’d complain after he asks for the pen for the nth time, telling him if he needs to use it so often he can get one himself! Those words were meant to tell him to bring/carry his own pen, but he’d grinned before taking that as meaning he could jam his hand down your shirt to reach for it himself.

“What? You told me to grab it myself…”

we need to talk about your theme more its so cute for no reason.. or mayb i just like deers hehe

thanks sm! webkinz deer !!!! i love that he's just a little guy that's the vibe i'm tryna emulate :))

Dazai Osamu masterlist bsd masterlist main masterlist

Nobody's hiring these days yandere themes, slight innuendo bc Dazai sucks

Smitten 15!Dazai needing a wingman

Hcs of Dazai with calloused cold hands

Dazai with a socially anxious s/o

Eating flowers with Dazai

Dazai with a stressed reader

My thoughts on smitten beast!Dazai 🦴

Hugging Dazai all the time (+ platonic hcs) 🌹 dazai-standard suicide mention, i use the word vomit once ?

Showing pm!Dazai music ⏳️

Beast!Dazai with a neglected reader ⏳️

Dad!zai

Beast!Dazai can't be without his subordinate

Dazai's favorite activity

Doormat reader ft. Nikolai, Ranpo, Atsushi, Chuuya

Dazai is not a morning person

Dazai when you hide things down your shirt ft. Nikolai gn reader but breasts/bra is mentioned

Dazai with an artist reader 🩵

Negotiating kisses with PM and ADA!Dazai

15!Dazai winning you a plushie

Toy Story but with Nendoroid!Dazai

[REDACTED] NSFW, i dont write nsfw so it's poorly written lmfao, dazai touches himself on your bed, yandere themes (stalking, home invasion...)

Beast!Dazai in the main universe brief insinuation of beast!Dazai being underweight (more so than normal?)

Dazai wearing your makeup

Pathetic stalker!Dazai who watches his darling sleep yandere themes (stalking, breaking in, watching you sleep...)

Dazai and a partner that's awkward with affection

Tying up Dazai's bandages

Giving beast!Dazai barrettes

Dazai playing with elf!reader’s ears

DRABBLE delusionally holding Dazai's hand one-sided

Yandere!Dazai buying you plushies :) yandere themes (kidnapping, manipulation, watching through cameras (?)...) - elaborating on the camera stuffie yandere themes (kidnapping, watching through cameras...)

Dazai making you cry ft. Nikolai cheating, whatever's going on in Nikolai's portion, both are terrible, first time writing for Nikolai so it's mediocre

Whipped Dazai jealous of Chuuya

First kisses with various Dazais pt1 - and pt2 🩵

DRABBLE morning make outs with Dazai

Scary manipulative Dazai 🩵 yandere themes (gaslighting, manipulation...)

Matching bolo ties with Dazai

Smitten Dazai

Wearing ADA and PM!Dazai’s coat

Romcom confession with Dazai

Rockstar!Dazai catfishing you

ADA!reader and PM!Dazai

Dazai smells good

Stockholm syndrome reader with asshole yandere!Dazai yandere themes (gaslighting, kidnapping, manipulation...)

Aromantic!Dazai with an aromantic!reader 🩵

Yandere and normal! beast!Dazai thoughts yandere themes (possessiveness...)

Various yandere!Dazais with a deer-like reader yandere themes (kidnapping, possessiveness, manipulation...)

Dazai with an emotional reader

Yandere!Dazai hcs but I forgot they're supposed to be hcs yandere themes (kidnapping, manipulation, stalking...)

Dazai can’t sleep without you could be read as yandere (home invasion, potentially stalking..?)

Clingy Dazai who's antsy to hold you

Playing with Dazai's hand

Dazai has commitment issues mentions of sh

Dazai wonders why you call him by his last name

Waltzing with Dazai in the dark

DRABBLE Dazai + munchausen by proxy yandere themes (drugging...)

DRABBLE Dazai and The Bare Minimum™ dazai-standard suicide mention

i think user @stuffeddeer likes dazai

giggling kicking my feetsies fluttering my lashes twirling my hair what gave it away

do u take apothecary diaries rqs

heh 😏 i can 😏

im sorry i cant help myself i need to drop my entire life story in the tags of my reblogs

Ofc you only have to answer my request if you wanna!!! Please take care of yourself :33 💞

you're perfect tbh i promise it's there somewhere!!! just gotta dig it back out when i have the time