Can You Imagine Something Like This Happening?

Me and my friends have a discord server devoted to summer bucket lists and fun, right?

One of the channels is "#one-word-story"

Our very first story is as follows (keep in mind, we'll be Freshmen in 2022, so we aren't very mature):

Once upon a time there was a dragon who ate pickles made out of humans. The pickles tasted like ketchup and onions. But the dragon was a gay flat earther who believed masks were dysfunctional. His son was a homophobe that killed women who ate salad. However the dragon decided to fuck him up. So the son died a terrible gruesome death.

Should I try writing a fanfic in my wattpad abt this? Idk I thought it'd be funny lmao

Simping platonically is absolutely a thing

I forget what my friends call it but their definition is "Someone you ALMOST simp for, but you don't actually simp, so you wanna be more than friends but not in a relationship"

And platonic simping is valid in every way

Hey Ninjago Fandom;

Can we all collectively agree that if you grew up watching the show (like I did, for example) and didn't have a crush on one of the characters, then you had no childhood?

Bonus points to my fellow fans that still be simpin for them character(s)!

100 likes and I'll kiss my crush if she gives consent and feels comfortable with it

How dare you all

I always cook the most hearty foods possible and spoil Link with every chance I get (more expensive inn-stays, the most healing foods, lots of elixirs, nearly every outfit in the game, etc).

I'm starting a revolt against those of you that make him eat raw foods and pull all-nighters

My friend who has been hunting all of the korok seeds has allowed Link to eat nothing but raw food

Lloyd Ninjago casually reminding us that they/them singular pronouns are grammatically correct and just easier than saying ‘he or she’ 😎✨

Reblog if you've ever read a fic that was better than published books

In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

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REBLOG IF IT IS OKAY TO COME INTO YOUR INBOX AND SAY THE RANDOMEST SHIT I CAN THINK OF BECAUSE I REALLY WANT TO INTERACT WITH YOU.

Are you a Ninjago fan?

So am I! I'm working on making Ninjago City in Animal Crossing: New Horizons!

I'd love to have visitors, but sadly I'm not allowed to play with people I don't know, however...

Dream Addresses mean I don't interact with people ;)

Have fun y'all!

[The island is still heavily under editing, as it's my first time playing, but I've added some photos of my current progress!]

I'll be updating my dream frequently!