Honestly I Feel Bad For Cishet People. Life Must Be So Boring. Nothing Brings Me More Joy Then Being

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

Yo yo yo new Bartylus song just dropped (not really)

me: i love these characters!! they're my silly little guys :D

also me: *projects my mental disorders onto them because i can.*

I’m gonna get a 1975 lyric tattooed onto me eventually, the question is merely which one…

I've heard the hc of Mary obliviating herself to forget everyone she loved to escape the pain of losing them. but imagine the opposite. imagine Mary getting dementia and losing her memory of everyone she loved against her will, she was the last person to carry their memory but she couldn't remember who they were.

i want to talk to you without speaking

You have two obtions

get horny with it, or get autistic with it okay

just so you know, i actually check the bartylus tag once in every three hours. it’s the first thing i check when i wake up

maybe i need to get a life-

I wrote a sad Marylily one shot. Again.

Read it. Or don’t. It’s up to you.

The bartylus tag on ao3 is the worse place on the planet. Evan, I don’t wanna hear it and regulus get your ass back here I didn’t come here to fuck around ok