“She’s come out the closet!”
-My grandma... when I told her I was vegetarian
“Isn’t he the spoon God?”
-Somebody who probably just discovered a new religion
"I can't believe people live in California..."
"Lungs are probably everywhere"
“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”
“What a great six! Very sixy!”
-Me, not intentionally making a pun
"I can't breathe! I mean... I can, but why would I want to?"
-A very relatable girl in my drama class
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
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