Sam: (drunk) Hey! You’re My Favourite Bitch

Headcanon time

Thomas can feel the cold.

I'm new to the fandom so I'm sorry if this has already been discussed before but when Thomas is in the lake we can see his breath when he exhales. The only way that's possible is if his body temperature is similar to that of a living person since condensation only happens when warm, moist breath meets cold air.

Taken that into account, I don't believe it's too far-fetched to think that in turn, temperature has an effect on him as well, meaning he can feel the warmth of a fire or the cold of an autumn wind. We even sort of see that in the show. In the beginning of 3x03, it always seemed to me that Thomas looked a bit uncomfortable, like he was cold and wanted to hunch his shoulders against the wind. I realize that's likely just Mat freezing in that thin shirt of his (I always feel bad for him because everyone else is at least dressed somewhat warmly) but it does fit nicely with the headcanon that Thomas is affected by temperature.

So what if that's Thomas's ghostly power but he never realized it? What if he always thought the other ghosts can feel the cold too and thus never mentioned it? Just imagine if one day, the others or Alison noticed him shivering - or he mentioned it in an off-hand way and everyone's just like, "Uhm, no. We can't feel the cold, mate."

So much chaos and drama would ensue. And Thomas would probably go and drown himself in the lake again.

(Perhaps I should turn this into a fic: 5 times Thomas felt the cold and 1 time someone noticed.)

Nazir: By Sithis will you please shut up! Your squeaky voice is so annoying!

Cicero: *voice drops eight octaves* Is this better?

Nazir, falling out of his chair: hOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

 Jack: Hey, we’re supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us at school on Friday and I was wondering if I could borrow-

Castiel: You CANNOT take an angel blade to school

Jack: Actually I wanted to borrow an spare trench coat and maybe a tie?

Jack: … why are you crying? Is something wrong?

okay i’m sure someone has said this before, but we were robbed of long-term cons/undercover stories on Supernatural.

like, all the hilarious scenes of them pretending to be anything other than FBI agents, but make it weeks of undercover work?

Sam goes undercover and Gabe keeps popping in at random times, so the entire frat house stages an intervention where they first go to Sam to tell him “buddy it’s okay, you don’t have to hide your boyfriend”

and then they go to Gabe and are like “listen if you hurt him, we will beat you up”

Sam and Gabe are not dating, but “oh no he’s just an angel who tends to fuck me over and help me, so i’m cautious” is not a good defense

so Sam and Gabe are dating now for the run of this undercover mission

Dean and Cas are continuously mistaken as a couple

they bring Claire and/or Jack along for a mission, and everyone goes “oh your teenage daughter/son —” and Dean can’t even tell them no

(like give me We’re the Millers vibes but actually funny)

there are fun montages where we switch between one Winchester brother of them at a tupperware party and another fighting a monster, and both scenes are framed as Scary AF

Bobby visits them while they’re undercover and he never comes up with a fake identity, he’s always The Dad

(they don’t talk about it, but Bobby goes very soft when someone calls him Dean or Sam’s dad)

Dean goes undercover with only Claire at one point, and everyone assumes he was a teenage dad and is now a single dad prematurely graying because Claire is a wild child, and Dean is like “no- actually you are correct that is exactly what happened”

Bobby and Ellen go undercover and their cover was friends, but everyone assumes they’re elderly couple who found each other post-midlife crisis and are both already divorced/widowed once and they can’t correct them

Cas goes undercover as a Beekeeper at least once

Jack is de-aged and Dean and Cas are suddenly a cute gay couple with a toddler in a sub-urban neighbourhood

they have all gone undercover as a mechanic

Dean has also gone undercover as a journalist/photographer, especially if it’s related to any kind of music business

Dean and Jo have gone undercover as friends but everyone went “oh hey dude is that your sister” so they just rolled with it and never talked about the fact that people looked at them and immediately saw their behavioural similarities, the way they smile in a similar way, and thought “family”

Claire brings Kaia along, and Cas is now a dad helping his daughter and future daughter-in-law moving into their new flat together (they actually want to keep the flat at the end of the mission)

Sam gets to be a cool uncle to Jack when he goes undercover as a highschool/college student

just, the potential!

Tubbo, plucking flowers: Ranboo loves me

Tubbo: he loves me not.

Tubbo: he loves me

Tubbo, picking the last petal: he loves me not :(

Ranboo, bursting into the room with armfuls of flowers: Wait try again i think that's wrong

/p :))

Tommy: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Wilbur: That’s ridiculous! Give me one example.

Tommy: Spiders.

Phil: Wasps.

Techno: Terriers.

Ranboo: Tubbo.

Everyone: *silence of stunned acceptance*

The Force, making the Skywalker family: whoops. Poured in too much Family BS™️

The Force: uhh

The Force: here I’ll make y’all a handler that’ll fix all my problems

The Force: *makes Obi-Wan Kenobi*

one of many reasons castiel spent the first year of knowing dean trying not to strangle him: dean’s weird little winchester-only dialect

i’m fucking obsessed with this right now, so buckle in for a meta. a cool fun (horrible) thing about dean’s dialogue is that a good 90% of what comes out of his mouth is:

a pop culture reference (“you’re just gonna take some divine bong hit, and shazam, you’re roma downey?”)

references to real life phenomenon (“i don’t wanna wake up missing a kidney in a bathtub full of ice” “try new mexico, i hear he’s on a tortilla”)

these also often take the form of nicknames, and dean has a tendency to give people nicknames in general or call them something besides their given name, whether it’s affectionate or rude (“easy there, van damme” “so i’m girl interrupted” furthermore castiel = cas, ezekiel = zeke, etc, see also frequent use of “chucklehead” “asshat” and on the nicer/endearments end “buddy” “pal” “sunshine” etc)

an idiom (“a snowball’s chance” “if it smells like a duck…”)

slang (“drinking the koolaid” “jonesing for some hooch” not to mention the literal endless amount of words dean uses to refer to killing - gank, waste, juice, ice, etc)

a metaphor (“power up your batteries” “fly me back to my page on the calendar”)

a euphemism (“cloud seeding” “i’d have given you an hour alone with her first”)

sarcasm (his habit of replying “peachy” or “super” when asked how he is)

wordplay (see: the entire “vampirate” and “werepire” debacles)

completely nonsensical (guessing what happened to a magical artifact: “it was dug up by tomb raiders? it was seized by the king of the dead by warlords?”)

said at lightning speed - if you pay attention, dean actually talks a LOT, usually a mile a minute (this makes me feel a way when you recall him being nonverbal for a year at age 4 but that’s another post)

slang IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE (casual usage of “guano,” etc)

a lie, a deflection, a joke, etc

or worse, something dean’s NOT saying, deliberately, because he’s one of the most repressed people on earth

the end result of all this being:

dean winchester is utterly infuckingcomprehensible. 

think about this. there’s an ENTIRE SECTION on EVERY SINGLE EPISODE PAGE of the spn wiki devoted to JUST explaining dean’s pop culture references, because the average viewer won’t have seen everything he’s talking about either. they have a whole page for this called “hunter’s lingo,” but honestly, it’s not all hunters, just sam and dean’s fucking batshit communication style. even i don’t understand dean half the time. SAM gets it, sam speaks it back to dean a lot in the early seasons, but that’s because sam and dean are 1. practically two halves of the same person 2. FREAKS. every time we get an episode that involves outsider POV is devoted to them going “what the fuck is WRONG with them?”

enter castiel. technically speaking, the show implies that angels are omnilingual. castiel should understand every language known to man, but knowing the meaning of words doesn’t help him understand the following:

pop culture references

references to real life phenomenon

nicknames

idioms

slang

metaphors

euphemisms

sarcasm

wordplay

you get the idea.

listen to me. look me in the eyes. castiel cannot understand a single fucking word that comes out of dean’s mouth. my guy laid a hand on dean winchester in hell and immediately fell in love with him and has no fucking idea what he’s talking about ever. because not only is dean winchester’s way of speaking CLINICALLY insane, and sometimes incomprehensible even to other human beings who are not sam, castiel is an angel, and someone prone to taking things even more literally than other angels do

go back and watch and watch seasons 4-5 especially. the reason cas does so much squinting and head tilting is because every time dean opens his mouth castiel has to open up his mental “dean winchester dictionary” and translate entire paragraphs on the fly, because again, dean never shuts up!

what makes this extra hilarious to me is this gem:

this line is from 5.13. at this point cas has known dean for AN ENTIRE YEAR AND A HALF. what you see here is my guy SNAPPING. cas made an EFFORT in this scene. he asked who glenn close was. he’s telling dean that he can’t understand him. he is doing his level best to have a normal conversation with this guy he has a crush on and for the life of him he cannot do it (equal but opposite energy to cas blowing up the gas station and motel room in 4.01, tbh)

yes, cas can understand dean’s tone. he can use context clues, and he usually gets the general idea. and when cas DOES understand dean’s jokes, he laughs at them. the first time we ever see him smile is during their 4.07 heart-to-heart when dean says “it was a witch, not the tet offensive.” since cas has knowledge of human history, he knows what the tet offensive is; he got the joke, and he laughed.

but as far as actual dialogue goes, he consistently struggles to keep up. even after metatron gives castiel the pop culture knowledge in season 9, cas struggles to put it to put it to proper use (dean: “you wanna just walk right into the death star?” cas: “what does a fictional battle station have to do with this?”). whenever he asks dean to clarify it’s always when he’s most annoyed, like most of the time he knows it would be futile but he’s too annoyed to care. (dean: “i don’t know who’s on first, what’s on second!” cas: “what IS second???”) i’m pretty sure he spends seasons 4-6 wanting to shake dean by the shoulders and ask him why he is LIKE THIS. 

it takes cas - who, again, is omnilingual - YEARS to begin to acclimate to dean’s speech and start speaking that language back to him. it’s season 8 before we start really hearing him use slang, season 9 before he begins to understand wordplay, season 10 before he starts using pop culture references (to other angels, who immediately fail to understand him, which disappoints him immensely), and season 11 before he really gets into metaphors. i don’t remember what season he started using “yeah” instead of “yes” but i do know it took a really damn long time. 

and honestly, i don’t think cas truly got the hang of it until at least season 11-12. that’s something like 7 or 8 YEARS. it’s more than half the time they’ve known each other at the point of the series finale. 

so what’s true romance, fellas? it’s falling completely and totally in love with the most inexplicable person you will ever meet in your whole 4.5 billion year life, even though you have yet to understand a single thing he’s ever said to you. thank you for coming to my ted talk

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When Percy gets fed up with the twins pranks or just people looking down at him he just snaps and plays the most malicious and sadistic pranks on them

Like not enough to hurt them real bad but enough for them to know not to mess with him

Also he always manages to keep his image clean

Like you will never catch this guy until he tells you and even then if you tell on him he’ll make you feel like a fraud and discredit the story

That's right!!! The Ministry definitely has some rumours about the Peeves might hide in somewhere, cuz people keeps getting pranked. Some of them will go and report to Percy, and he just keeps a straight face says, "I'll solve this thing as fast as I could. I give zero tolerance for these things."

Then when he went home, he just burst out a big laugh to Oliver and tell him all the things. Probably the twins question too that why they keep getting banned from the Ministry, when they just want to find Hermoine and Harry.

Slowly, Percy's prank becomes one of the big mystery in the Ministry, until he retired still no one find out it was him.