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Double Trouble! Imposter

A new take on SAGAU's Imposter AU feauturing a chaotic set of siblings; Gaslight Gatekeep Girlbossing; a harem of possessive acolytes; and trying to keep the fact you're the real Creator a secret for the sake of you and your imposter's survival.

Dummy's Guide to Survival (stories about Double Trouble's adventures)

》 Double Trouble [Introduction]

》 Falsifying Identities is a Crime > one - two

》 A Series of Sumeru Mishaps

》 Mistaken Identity is (Also) a Crime

RED VELVET SMTOWN 30

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at age seven, isagi learns two things. one, universal truths are always in the present tense (his teacher told him so), and two, you kiss the people you love (his mom told him so). knowing these, he kisses you under the slide in the playground, because he loves you, at least as he understands it at his age.

at age sixteen, isagi decides two things. one, he will become the best striker in the world, and two, he still loves you, albeit a little more than his seven year old self previously thought. but instead of kissing you, he hugs you tightly before he boards the bus to blue lock, and he takes in all the details of you. he thinks of the smell of your shampoo and the melody of your laugh while he's there, but he never tells anyone that.

at age twenty eight, isagi achieves two things. one, he wins the world cup, and two, he gives you his last name. the kiss you share at the altar is wetter and saltier than the one you shared under the slide, thanks to your tears, but his feelings engrave themselves into your memory all the same. he kisses you again for good measure, much to everyone's amusement, and wonders how his love for you is meant to stay in the present tense when it exists in all past, present, and future tenses.

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Let you break my heart again

Tighnari x reader x Albedo

angst, no gender/pronouns are used to describe reader (if there is one I probably missed it!!), probably crack??in a way??, Tighnari finally realizes he's in love with you like the dumbass he is smh

summary: you seem to be enjoying your time in the presence of the chalk prince while Tighnari is feeling the exact opposite

part 1 part 2

Tighnari felt like literal shit.

He woke up today so moody as Collei seem to still be anger at him for being your reason you left in the first place.

The rest of the forest rangers had learned about your leave, some wishing good luck while other while confused about you resigning your position. Clearly, you had always showed how much you loved doing your job with a bright smile on your face.

Today was no different, they all felt the tension air around him as he assigned the patrols for the day.

Once making sure everyone had their routes, he went over to where you used to stay, "hey Y/n, I brought your—"

He stops before letting out a heavy sigh, his ears seem to show what he's feeling. 'Right...I forgot they're not here anymore.'

He thinks as he goes back leaving the hut you once owned. Spotting Collei in the distance with someone, they seem to be handing her a letter before leaving.

Shrugging this off, he huffs as he gets ready to leave, now having by himself since you were often his partner when patrolling.

"It's quiet." He mutters.

—

"Are you sure this going to okay?!" You scream at the blonde who watches, very amused may I add, as you hold a sword in your hand while staring at a pair of pissed off hilichurls.

Albedo hums, "yes, I'll be here incase this goes south."

You resist the urge to glare at him, "...okay." you answer a bit unsure, since you don't believe you're fit to be holding a weapon.

Technically speaking, people form your family aren't familiar with sword fighting since cleansing as the main thing.

So, dodging and taking down the hilichurls was a completely new thing to you.

Albedo smiles to himself as he sees that defeated them, as you turn to look at him with a bright smile.

"I did it!" You say excitedly.

Neither of you took notice of the milichurl coming towards you.

Albedo looks down at his notes, he has written things you needed to improve and such things. "Alright, I think that's enough information for today." He nods before putting away the piece of charcoal he was using to write.

"Let's head back—"

He froze as he finally looks up to see the milichurl holds it's blazing axe in the air just above your figure who had no idea.

Noticing how quiet he was, you look back to see what he was looking at. You stop as the weapon you're holding, falls into the snow below.

Shutting your eyes, waiting for the pain to come but it never does as you feel a pair of arms wrap around your figure and the last thing you feel is your head hitting something hard as you two rolled to the ground.

A day later, you sit up, groaning at the intense pounding coming from your head as Albedo rushes over.

"You're finally awake." He says in relief, handing you something for the headache.

Groaning, you cover your face, "what... happened?"

He begins to explain everything about yesterday, "you'll be fine, just a minor head injury from hitting your head on a rock. I wanted to start right away on your training but it seems like that can wait." You sit up straight at this.

"No," you say, making Albedo look at you, "I want to continue...I want to be useful." Looking a him straight in the eyes, he blinks before a smile creeps up on his face as he stands up.

"Alright, get some rest today and tomorrow we'll officially start your training, do I make myself clear?"

You nod your head, smiling at him, filled with energy.

—

"ugh."

Tighnari say up, holding his head as the room was spinning. He was leaning up against a tree deep in the forest.

Grabbing his pen and small notebook, he begins to scribbled down information about the mushroom he had eaten.

"also causes....rather stronger hallucinations." He mumbles.

After he was down, he just leans back on the tree, thinking back on the hallucination he had as he closes his eyes.

'Tighnari, what did I say about taking naps in the middle of nowhere?' His ears spring up at the sound of your voice as he looks up to see you standing there, hands on your hips as you glare at him.

Although he could tell you were forcing yourself to do so, you never were the type to get seriously angry at him....maybe that's why you didn't fight back when he called you useless instead you agreed with it.

He frowns.

'sorry,' he mumbles as he stands up and notices the strange look you're giving him.

'hm? What's wrong? You usually give me a sassy remark and brush me off.' He winces at this, was this how you thought about him?

'still sleepy,' you stare at him, not believing him but you shrug it off.

'Okay then,' the two of you head back in silence. He takes this opportunity to observe you, watching how your h/c locks bounce with step you make and how your eyes dart around, sparkling at the sight of small animals in the distance.

His eyes wander to your lips as you let out a quiet sigh that he could still hear. "Um... Tighnari, I wanted ask for advice about something." You mumble, cheeks tint with red as you avoid looking at him.

"If this is about your love life again, please spare me the details and get to the point." He snaps back as you jump at how rough his voice sounded.

".. nevermind." You say, a discouraged as slump forward a bit, frowning.

His ears perk up at the sight of your figure, he remembers this now, this was a conversation he had with you a couple weeks before your little argument.

"Wait," you look up at him, "on second thought, maybe I can hear you out but know I'm not good at giving love life advice."

You smile at him and he looks away, his face feels rather warm, weird.

As you begin to tell him everything, he can't help but notice your features, did you always smell like Padisarah flowers?

"hm? Is something wrong?" You ask, noticing how tensely he was staring at you and it made you feel about flustered.

"n-nothing," he curses at himself for stuttering in front of you.

You two continue as walking when you suddenly come to a complete stop just a few steps in front of him. He's confused, "Y/n?" His ear twitches slightly at your silence.

"That's what you wished you said back then, maybe those words would have made the pain go away a bit." You say with a ominous tone.

He grist his teeth, standing up and brushing away the dirt on his clothes.

—

Your face is bright red at the praise given to you by Jean who held a kind smile on her lips. Your eyes are wide as you could resist the big smile on your face.

"W-wait, you're not joking?!"

She shakes her head, placing her hand on top of her chest, "Of course not, Albedo has put in a good word about you and I think you'll be fit to join the ranks of the knights."

You couldn't contain the smile on your face as you look at Albedo who slightly smiles at you before he stumbles back when you hug him.

Jean shakes her head at the sight of you two Albedo awkwardly patting your back as you kept saying 'thank you' to him.

"When ever you make up your mind, come see me." She says before you two leave her office.

You keep ranting about how you won't disappoint them, "—then! My parents won't have to force me to see candidates—" you freeze at this and your face drops when remembered them.

"...my parents.." you mumble, "I didn't tell them I would come to Mondstadt."

Albedo raises a brow at this, "your parents? They shouldn't be force you to get married to some stranger." Ah, seems like he caught onto your rant.

You begin to explain everything, he learns that they have always decided on an arranged marriage for you but you enrolled at the Akademiya, succeeding in stopping their plans for a couple years and naturally, they stop bringing the topic up when you met Tighnari, Cyno and everyone else.

"They saw my fight with Tighnari as a sign for them to bring up the topic of marriage and when I left my position, it encouraged them even more." You sigh, your shoulders dragging as you two sat on a nearby bench.

Albedo is taking this information in, "your position....what was it?"

You look to the side, hesitating to answer..."a forest watcher just like Tighnari.... except I felt like a damsel of distress being there. I was the only one not able to wield a weapon so I was pretty much stuck with the paperwork."

"Why?"

You shrug your shoulders, "my parents didn't want me to having one and Tighnari had sure to respect their wishes but boy did that bite him in the ass." A fond smile is visible on your face as you talk about your moments with Tighnari and Albedo notices this.

"when we were just forest watchers in training, he was mastering the bow and one day when we went on patrol, we walked right into a withering zone and we didn't notice since we were messing around." You look up at the starry sky, "that was probably the first time I've seen him so worried over me....maybe that's why I fell for him."

Your face flushes, heart beating rapidly as you remember that day, clear as day. Him holding you in his arms as he yelled in worry for you not to close your eyes as you look at them through hazy eyes.

You sigh almost sadly afterwards, "and that's why it's a pain to be in love with him. As much as I like how he is....his words do hurt at times."

That aching pain returned, one you haven't felt since meeting the chalk prince.

"Was he the reason you agreed to the traveler's request?"

Your silence was his answer.

"I can only take so many heart breaks you know." You say with a light tone.

"Just how long were you in love with him?" He asks, giving a side glance as you hold your fingers, counting.

"Hm...I say since we were kids but it turned into more than puppy love during our Akademiya years."

Albedo lets out a hum, a hand under his chin as he thinks.

—

Collei looks at Tighnari who mumbles something under his breath, "what was that, Master?" She asks as he suddenly stands up, catching her off guard.

His face is bright red, "I think I'm in love with Y/n."

He figured out why he was so out of it these last couple days after you were gone, he missed your voice, your laughter, your silly remarks and those warm smiles you would always give him even when he never returned them. He missed you above all else.

Collei's eyes go wide as saucers as she stares at him with a open mouth, dropping the pen she was using to write something down.

"You figure that out now?! When Y/n is no where to be found?!" She yells, frustrated a bit.

1 month later

Taking off the hood, you take in the sight of Sumeru, the breeze making the coat you're wearing flow as Albedo appears besides you.

"this is it." You mutter, "I'm back home."

Albedo takes lead, "we'll reach the city in a few days but first, I need to see these withering zones you spoke so much about.

Taking a deep breathe, you took a look in the direction where Gandharva Ville is, the sunlight hitting your face as the wind blows a couple of hair strands across your face before turning away to follow Albedo.

"I need to make sure Albedo's training doesn't go to waste."

a/n: thank you for giving so much love to the first two parts, I never thought people would like a silly angst drabble I wrote at 1 in the morning so it means a lot!

Masterlist

scarameow and childe. i think childe would be popular with cats

SELF CONCEPT: THE KEY TO EVERYTHING

“Change your conception of yourself and you will automatically change the world in which you live." - Neville Goddard.

what is self concept?

self concept

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your self concept is your general assumptions about yourself and the world you live in.

people think having a good self concept is all about self love and feeling pretty, but it's not. it's your viewpoint on everything and affects everything in your life -- your manifestations, relationships, how well life works out for you, etc. so, it's something you should invest in.

people always say, "well, i don't want to work on my self concept!", which annoys me to the bone, because it is the key to manifest all your desires. not only that, but it dictates your entire life.

for example, let's say i want to manifest a new boyfriend into my life. however, i hold the assumption that all men are terrible, they cheat, they lie, etc. and because i persist in those assumptions by repeating those affirmations to myself and feeling it as a fact, my new boyfriend will have no choice but to conform to my general assumptions about men.

i remember when i read an extract from one of neville goddard's lectures. one day, a black man once approached neville and asked him how he could possibly manifest, when most of neville's audience was white and had many great successes with manifestation. so how could he, a poor black man during segregation, manifest the life he desires?

neville told this man about his mentor, abdullah. and how abdullah was more than 90 years old and had the health of an olympic athlete. abdullah gracefully thrived in "whites only" facilities, and was treated greatly despise how logically, the odds were against him. neville then told this man, to change his self concept. why? because once you change your self concept, your world starts to blossom.

so, this man took neville's advice. before he changed his self concept, he was discriminated against everywhere, especially at this place he went to, when he was escorted off the premises. however, after the man changed his general views of himself and the world, everything changed. he started to view himself as someone who rich, has the utmost respect and is a well treated member of society. that same place the man was discriminated against, offered him an a high paying job with his own office without even applying, and started to treat him with the utmost respect, JUST ECAUSE he changed his self concept. crazy, right? all he did was change his self concept, and his entire world changed, because everything comes from within.

people think jut because you're pretty and rich means you have a great self concept. nope, that's not what it is! for example, look at marilyn monroe. an icon, a star, the apple of many men's eye. she was loved by many, was stunning and lived a great lifestyle. however -- her general view of life was quite dull, which caused the failure of her marriages and the dissatisfaction in her career.

now, back to manifesting. so, one of my friends was struggling with manifestation. she had so many doubts, intrusive thoughts, would spiral often, and couldn't manifest shit, because she had a shitty self concept. she held the assumption that she couldn't manifest anything, life is hard, nothing works out for her, and blah blah blah.

she asked me for advice, and i told her to work on her self concept, and i told her what to do and made a plan for her, the plan that i made for you guys, below. and guess what, because she changed her self concept, she has manifested so many luxurious items! versace, prada, etc. and she told me she manifested 100k in just HOURS. she told me because she believed in herself and worked on her self concept, it changed her entire life! she now views herself as someone who can manifest INSTANTLY, someone who is amazing at manifesting and someone who always gets what she was. and SHE IS. she was even showing me all the stuff she's going to buy with the money.

you see how powerful self concept is? she couldn't manifest a toothpick to save her damn life, to 100k in just a few hours. insane, right?

“Your opinion of yourself is your most important viewpoint. You are infinitely greater than you think you are.” – Neville Goddard.

how do i change my self concept?

changing your self concept

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you can change your self concept in a number of ways. you can:

affirm

command your subconscious

visualise

any other manifestation technique

just decide you have an amazing one

"Begin with self." - Neville Goddard.

self concept guide

OBJECTIVE:

develop an amazing self concept

manifest desires

self love and happiness

INSTRUCTIONS:

RIGHT when you wake up, AFFIRM for your self concept affirmations. You do not need to affirm every single one on the list, just a couple of sentences that you remember. Pick ones that imply you manifest quickly, you are a master manifestor, things always go your way, life is amazing, etc.

Affirm throughout the day. Only a couple of times, when you feel like it only. A few times is fine, don't affirm all day long and like a robot. It shouldn't feel like a job. And when you affirm, affirm as if you are stating an OBJECTIVE TRUTH. Remember, YOU are the cause, and the 3d is the EFFECT.

Affirm while you drift off to sleep, while drowsy. This is the BEST time to affirm, so take advantage of this.

Anytime you think of your desires, KNOW it is done. KNOW it is coming to you, and you don’t need to worry. Why? Because your manifestation is INEVITABLE, and you are GOD, and you ALWAYS get what you want. SELF CONCEPT IS KEY. IT WILL COME EXTREMELY QUICKLY. YOUR DESIRE IS GUARANTTED. IT IS A PROMISE. IT IS ON ITS WAY. WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS ALREADY YOURS? For this, you don't need to affirm for your desires, I want you to SOLELY focus on your self concept.

IMPORTANT - REMEMBER !

See something you don’t like? REPEAT YOUR AFFIRMATIONS AND KEEP THE FAITH! I do NOT care about how miserable you are, REMEMBER -- KEEP THE FAITH. NO MATTER WHAT.

You don’t have to pretend your problem isn’t there, but KNOW it will change.

DO NOT look for evidence whether it is working here. IT IS WORKING. THINGS ARE ALWAYS WORKING BEHIND THE SCENES. KEEP THE FAITH. HAVE FAITH TO THE UNSEEN REALITY, AND THE UNSEEN WILL EVENTUALLY BECOME THE SEEN.

YOU CAN DO THIS. YOU ARE GOD. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.

REMEMBER -- YOUR DESIRES ARE YOURS.

EVERYTHING BECOMES FROM SELF. REMEMBER TO CHANGE SOMETHING EXTERNAL, YOU MUST CHANGE SOMETHING INTERNAL.

YOU WANT CONFIRMATION THAT ITS WORKING -- YOU ARE THE CONFIRMATION. do NOT hit me with that "angel i don't see any movement" bullshit. i swear to god, i will slap you with a neville goddard book. THERE IS ALWAYS CHANGE. have faith to the UNSEEN reality, and the UNSEEN will eventually become the UNSEEN.

you may feel weird or the afirmations may feel unnaatural at first, but i promise you, in due time they will become second nature! so don't worry if you struggle at first, you'll get there, my love.

with the affirmations, you do not need to use all 50. just pick a few that resonate with you, and makes you feel good!

50 self concept affirmations

I manifest everything I want quickly and easily

I am confident in my manifesting abilities

My manifestation inevitable no matter what

Nothing in this world is above me

I AM

It’s so crazy how everything i think of comes to me so quickly

I literally surpassed Neville Goddard

Everything I want is coming to me now

Everything in my life is going perfect

I am destined for great and beautiful thing

I am God

I have the perfect self concept

I am master manifestor

My manifestations come so fast i don’t need to set a deadline

The world is my oyster

Every manifestation is so small for me and easy for me to have

I always get what I want extremely quickly, I never have to wait

Everything in my life is perfect

People treat me like a God

Everyone in my reality can agree I am perfect

Perfection only exists in my reality

I am constantly attracting good things in my life

My life is filled with luxury

I deserve everything and more

Why do good things always happen to me?

Everyday I am blessed with happiness, luck and miracles.

I am limitless

People worship me and are so obsessed with me

I get everything I want

I have the utmost faith in my manifestations

I have no limiting beliefs

I don’t get any intrusive thoughts

Everyone loves me

I am the main character

The world is an amazing place

I am worthy

I can do anything

I am extremely popular

People love my energy

I have the Neville Goddard mindset.

I am extremely confident.

I am filled with self love.

Failure and disappoint don’t exist in my reality

I exude perfection

I thrive in every single aspect of my life.

I am one of God’s favourite

I am blessed and high favoured

I always get what I want

I love myself

Things always go better than expected

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: ∞ ₒ ✧･ﾟ: ∞ ₒ˚ ° 𐐒𐐚 ° ˚ ₒ ∞ *: ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ₒ ∞ *: ✧*:･ﾟ*:･✧･ﾟ∞

so, that's it, folks! please, please, PLEASE invest in your self concept! if you develop an amazing self concept, people will treat you better, the world will be your oyster, you will be able to manifest INSTANTLY, and you'll thrive in every aspect of your life. with this guide, my friend is now living her dream life -- and so can you!

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* ✧･ﾟ: ∞ ₒ ✧･ﾟ: ∞ ₒ˚ ° 𐐒𐐚 ° ˚ ₒ ∞ *: ✧*:･ﾟ✧ ₒ ∞ *: ✧*:･ﾟ*:･✧･ﾟ∞

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