Bartender: Thanks For Stopping That Bar Fight, Spiderman. Can I Get You A Drink? It’s On The House

Violets are Red

Roses are Blue

Wait that was wrong

I gotta redo

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

splatoon fans are like “you GOTTA listen to ‘freshwater freekin it’ that one is straight fire” and link you to a song composed of synthesized cat meows, first graders playing recorders, and vine booms. and then by the end you’re absolutely furious because they’re right

I finally started playing oneshot :)

Niko deserves a doodle

Shut up m'dudes, it's a national holiday

“there is no platonic explanation for this” yes there is actually! it’s called “being friends”

This is for all y’all who don’t understand how terrifying these suckers are. 

I need more fanart of ramona flowers with green hair NOW.