Skizz Is The Woke Dog /aff

Holly smokes, new episodes of secret life are on fire

Fandome is screaming about the "broke of canary curse", but how about a different perspective on that event? Strup yourself in and get ready to cry

So, what if Jimmy couldn't break the chain completely, so canary just dragged others alone with it. To the depths of the darkest mines.

At first, he stubbed the butterfly (Lizzie). Then, the bird attended his own funeral to mess up the watchers perception. Like he is already dead. And right before the varden/wither has been unlished, our little canary has gotten a task to push somebody into lava. Where can we find lava? Mainly underground. But Jimmy found a loophole, and that angered the watchers. Bird-boy was trying to escape the narrative, so narrative came straight to him. The underground creature was unlished to hunt down the one, who suppose to be out first.

It was only session 5, but the balance was shifted, so the world went in flames. 2 unfortunate souls were slain in this event, and even more have lost their green life. And it's all because one little bird wanted to survive so desperately.

It's also poetic, that Mumbo went right after Jimmy, again. And the fact that Grian was the one with a wither task.

Hehe. Spooky. And the only way we could know the answer is if there would be a new life series.

But that's just a theory. A game theory

Also, congrats, Jimmy, on not being first, we are so proud. My condolences to Mumbo and Lizzy. It is so sad that they were out so soon. And 'good job' to all the other hermits for staying alive and not even dropping straight down to red.

I made freaking pie. Yippe. Cinnamon pumpkin pie – the tastiest kind. So sweet and delicious

I made it all by myself. Spent 3 hours on that, and my back and wrists are still a bit hurts. But it was so worth it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*violent screaming*

I love them so much, omg. They are so fun-shaped. Perfect little friends

I drew so many mercs I actually ran out of blue ink

I had a birthday a couple of days ago)

cleo

Mr. Manifold from origins smp in prosses

Here's a bunch of my headcanons about him:

Jack's bones are glowing, especially in the dark, so blaze rods are also bones, probably

very hot bones (his hands and feet are hot too)

he has a taile and pointy ears but no horns. Instead, he has a gem on his forehead, which gives him the ability to fly/levitate

rectangular tattoos with ancient scribbles on his hands and feets are helping him to control his flying

Jack is dressed up like a monk. Monk from Nezer

I like to think that fortresses are some kind of monasteries with extra steps

Almost certain he wears sunglasses just to look cool (but, I guess outside world might be too bright for him, so he also saving his sensitive eyes)

He is "eat shit"

And this one is "die"

And together they are: "The fuck you brothers"

They love casting spells

Violent yet hilarious and mega-cool hog-man and old, super op wholesome male-wife crow-dude. I cherish their friendship like my own. They made me happy. They brightened up my day every time they were interacting.

I love emerald-duo dearly and hold them close to my heart. They had one of the best dynamiques on the server. Miss them so much

I hope to make more fanart about them, or even comics

It's fast, messy, and simple, but it was my way to say goodbye to him.

I made this the day "so long nerds" came out. I probably don't need to tell ya'll how much it hurts. Even now

you've come to the wrong house, buddy

Of all people, he defo know these things better than anybody, we just sometimes forget about his awareness and his sense of humor. He is the brightest ray of sunlight, in the world full of existential dread

??? SCAR???