OK WTF WAS THAT EARTHQUAKE?!?!? HOLY SHIT

“x reader is so cringe.” to YOU. im reading this shit and having a ball ‼️

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

radio blasting jungle noises, underneath a gigantic blanket while simultaneously in antarctica, frozen in ice that’s buried in snow to be preserved for the generations to come

next question 😃

tell me

Yk as someone who got into Tumblr and left it almost 4 years ago now and finally refound my love for this crazy website. Finding you still here is like an adventurer coming back after years of travel and seeing the tavern keep from his old town still works there and you sit down to take a sip of one of your wild magical drinks

I'd refer to myself as an old wrinkly wizard, one who might've lost his apprentice in a cave filled with fucked up hell-spiders and now drinks his sorrows away, night after night in the old tavern. Or maybe a hot dragon with a huge cock.

fanfictions aren’t enough i need this man to fuck me

youre my scrunkly

"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

literally me

Crown Jellyfish (Cephea cephea)