Im Going Insane

Im going insane

So it's 3:15 am and I'm reading fanfiction, like a normal person, and I stumbled apon like the MHA x bungou fandom and I'm like I've read some of this shit before it slaps, so all innocently I go and find that like there is a hole sub class of people who call Ochako is Soukoku's CHILD! Like wot (⁠゜⁠ロ⁠゜)... so yeah BUT THE WORST PART IS IT FUCKING WORKS! So think about it Chuuya has the ability to control gravity that is around him, Dazai can nullify anyone's ability buy touching them... and Ochako's is to nullify the gravity of the objects she touches, like it's fucking perfect.And now I have a new headcannon to how her powers work like if it were an ability, cuz abilities are way more powerful and have less drawbacks (ps tho I still don't like her in canon after the sports festival). I feel that oven it she a part of her ability doesn't actually involve her touching the object it would still be the perfect mix between Soukoku cuz like chuuya controls gravity and Dazai can cancel powers (gravity included) it would make sense that her power would only be to nullify the gravity of objects around her. Like chuuya. I rest my case.

Ps it's 3:40 am now ... what am I doing with my life -_-

Shit I've Said/Done as Bsd Part 7

Dazai - *Climbs a tree* Man this would be a killer spot to hang from. Get it? Killer??

Chuuya - *Kicks person in the knee* "Call me "cute wittle shortie wortie" again and I'll- ok I don't actually have a threat ready but it will be bad and you will regret your choices!

Atsushi - Maybe we can stop him with the power of friendship? Look it's that or we do this the normal violent way.

Akutagawa - I'm actually tired of your bullshit 24/7 I just don't say anything because I'm not sure of where I stand in this friend group.

Ranpo - Or or hear me out, what if I don't get my license and then you just drive me everywhere! Sounds great right?

Poe - It's fine I'll just fix this problem by hiding in fiction and hoping all this fades away.

Fyodor - Damn it I hate when I get stabbed. It's so inconvenient.

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sunnybubbles609

1 year ago