Incorrect Heartstopper Quotes

I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!

The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.

okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)

i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.

ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?

you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.

then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday

ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.

I need to watch this after my music class ends

JUST SO YALL KNOW- This is @1spooky2me ‘s Bill design, nar mine- I’M SORRY I JUST LOVE THEM TOT

I like to think that Stanford is actually a decent singer (Karaoke and such)

Spookie notice me 0_0

Beutiful

Eva Funderburgh

love her work

Im gonna watch this in like 1 hour lol

This is awkward...

A lot of ppl think Nicks bisexual awakaning was when him and Charlie kissed but no, those ppl r wrong, his actual bisexual awakaning was after the kiss when he had an emotional crisis on his bed while listening to music when suddenly ''if i was gay'' by Andreas Wijk came on his recomended song which led him down a rabithole of gay songs and Sia all while he was questioning his hetrosexuality then clming to a conclution that he is a homosexual but then ''boys'' by Lizzo came on shuffle and Nick realised he had a celebrity crush on Lizzo and he had a mental brakedown.

Which was ended by the song ''bisexual anthem'' playing in his headphones (i cant remember who wrote it sorry) which was followed by a dance session to ''waka waka'' by Shakira bc of COURSE Nick likes Shakira, she's fabules, but then after waka waka Nick was like ''wait... that song that came on before this one was REALY relatable'' so he played it back and LOVED it!

And that is how Nick realised he was bisexual

I do not know what this is but it made me laugh so...

'Tis the season to stab ra-anch falalalala lala lala

Random things charlie has:

• charlie goes to a lot of places with lots of gay men, one of these is a teen friendly bar for queers and he has an old emploee card from his gbf who works there

• on the topic of gays, charlie has just a bunch of homosexual and bisexual insomniac men saved on his phone and they just hit eachother up at random hours of the night, they have a groupchat:

C- ''oh i just rememberd i haven called Adam in a while''

N- ''who's adam?''

C- ''my favorite gynocologist''

*nick.exe has gone into shock*

C- *calls Adam* ''hey Adam, how's work now that valentine's come aro-''

A- ''you have no clue how many STD's i've seen today''

___^^___^^___^^___^^

C- *gets call and answers* ''Felix?''

V- ''no this is one of his boyfriends Vincent, I stole his phone''

C- ''oh Vincent! I remember you from pride''

V- ''yeah so urm... i just got bottomed as fuck by him, he bit me all over and passed out right after. He told me you also had a biting thing, could you tell me how to like hide it?''

C- ''oh no problem, take medical alcohol, sterilise your bite marks gently with a cotton ball, was under warm water, cleen with paper towels and Filex has tattoes right?''

V- ''yes''

C- ''good, use his second skin product on the bitemarks''

V- ''okay, thanks''

They proceed to move to facetime to talk and Vincent introduces Charlie to the cats him and his boyfriends are cat sitting for their friend lola

• a biting agression which means he uses biting to let out stress

• ✨️depression✨️

• a deep love for eating corn

• a body pillow with a random shark on it

• dog chew toys (refering back to the biting agression)

• a secret stash of copper bells and pinecones

Yes

They have their own taste

Ikr?? Like, how DARE you be homeless i have a perfectly good cat safe haven three blocks away in my house, get in my fucking arms NOW

'Tis the season to start shipping falalalala lala lala

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