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me finishing a fanfiction at 3am: thank you, next

Percy: The eagles won last night.

Jason: Oh you watched the game?

Percy: *covered in blood and scratches*

Percy: What game?

Sirius Raising Harry

Sirius: Let me tell you about the birds and the bees.

Harry: Wait-- No. Please...No.

Sirius: Did you know there are over 10,000 species of birds?

Harry: What--?

Sirius: And that bees are dying at an alarming rate?

Harry: I--

Sirius: Get your jacket. We're gonna save some bees.

I could say:

I love Peter P.

And no one would know if i’m talking about Peter Pan, Peter Pevensie or Peter Parker

the kane chronicles are way underrated man, those two are the best siblings and its so well written my two beans deserve more attention

Edmund: “Lu, do you think that caterpillars know that they’ll become butterflies?”

Lucy: “Or maybe they are just going about their lives wondering just why they’re making this sticky blanket around themselves?”

Susan: “It’s 3am you two: Go. To. Sleep!”

……

Peter: *sitting up* “but do they know?!”

Edmund and Lucy: “Exactly!”

My cousins daughter found a heart on their school playground!

I have so many reasons why I think a thestral is the perfect patronus for Draco but if I talk about it it’ll be a 10 page essay 

I know a lot of people post about this but-

Now I know that feeling or time when-

Me: One more chapter, another episode. I'll be satisfied. I need rest and I deserve rest- therefore, after this short chapter, I'll go to sleep.

Also Me, at 5AM, still watching the same series and reading the same books for the hundredth time, with only a few minutes until I get up to do my actual responsibilities: ((softly)) shit.