9 Things That Would Make The World A Better Place

If Harry Potter had Riordanverse-like chapter titles

“A DADA teacher tries to kill me - a sequel”

“Put this horcrux back where it came from or so help me”

“Fifth year: I still have no idea what’s going on”

“I don’t have bones and I am not surprised”

“Hermione solves everything, even faster than Annabeth Chase (though I have no idea who that is)”

“I have to catch a flying golden shit”

“I’m dead, but not really”

“An ancient cup tries to tell me what to do”

“To all the boys I’ve ever killed before - Tom Riddle’s diary”

“Wingardium Levifuckyou”

“fiction is a place suitable for exploring dark topics” and “immoral acts shouldn’t be glorified and normalized in fiction” are statements that can and should coexist

it is wednesday my dudes

So , Percy’s little sister’s name is Estelle.

So Estelle=Star 

and if that’s the case…star like Bob and Zoe? I crying pls help.

Hallmark

Watching Hallmark movies should deserve a prize.

If by choice, you get the prize of You Could Love In Hell, and if by force, Bless Your Soul. I have a very bad reputation with Hallmark Movies, as my grandmother on my moms side watched TeleNovelas I suppose I should be used to it, but my aunt loves Hallmark movies. The drama, the love, the Christmas, the mystery. The whatever there is in Hallmark movies.

Oh, I’m not being mean to those who think watching Hallmark is a hobby and they adore it, I just feel like nobody should be forced to watch cliche romance.

Love, Hestia M.

Narnia The Lion Witch And The Wardrobe

Wrong will be right, when Aslan comes in sight,

At the sound of his roar, sorrows will be no more,

When he bares his teeth, winter meets its death,

And when he shakes his mane, we shall have spring again.

It is finished.

Percy: Bet you can’t make a sentence without the letter "A".

Annabeth: You thought you did something, didn’t you? Sorry to burst your bubble but numerous sentences could be formed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon.

Jason, drunk: Dear, what did you say?

Percy, also drunk: When?

Jason: Just a second ago.

Percy: Oh. I said, "when?"

Persephone: hey, can you do me a favour?

Hades: I would literally die for you but go on