He's Coping. (x)

i need an Osmosis Jones type movie from the body of a trans guy with all of these as quotes

The human body's response to HRT is actually admirable in the sheer indifference. Just pure I Don't Give A Shit, I Just Fucking Work Here compliance to the new instructions. You can get testosterone injected straight into your body and it doesn't even question where that shit came from, coming back from a coffee break and just going

"Okay, everything seems to be in ord- oh fuck now what? Oh huh. Alright fine. New orders came in, cancel the menstrual cycle. Dig up the genetic balding patterns from somewhere, I don't fucking know they're buried somewhere in the dna. I'm greenlighting the growing-hair-on-your-toes thing. Yeah just cancel the ongoing maintenance processes, new orders came in so this is apparently what we're doing now."

they could have made Mary Read and Anne Bonny the sweet,mature wives offering guidance in Ed and Stedes trying times but no they made them dysfunctional, kinky, crazy bad examples of a healthy relationship and i think thats very slay of them

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay

I'm sure this is a very innocent link to something beautiful (:

ofmd teaser trailer dropped and i have been broken

tumblr really trying to show me things that aren't good omens but oh no i will not be broken

of to the shadow realm but they really just dont care??

love all the different variations on this type of trap there are

being South African is so funny sometimes. When soap dramas do not have enough drama you watch the Parliaments state of the nation adress.

lol the back page is shining though but it kinda works?

How wide is your power stance

Speak to me to die instantly

only close friends and stray cats get to know where i live. Anyone else, come back with a warrant

so when straight people ask me why I say I’m “queer” or “gay” instead of sharing my actual identity as a panromantic demisexual non-binary sapphic queer I just tell them “ok look, when you’re talking to someone who isn’t local and they ask you where you’re from and you either say the name of the largest city nearby or ‘town name, suburb of large nearby city’ so they can get some geographical context of where you’re located right, bc they’re probably not going to know the name of the little town you actually live in.”

but if you’re talking to a local you can say the name of your actual town bc they have a greater chance of knowing where/what that is.

ok well when I’m talking to a straight person I start with queer bc chances are they aren’t as familiar with the context of all the little towns in that big queer city and need gps (gay positioning system) to find me.

if I’m talking to another queer person and I say I live in a suburb of gay city in a town called panromantic on the demisexual side of the tracks which is in the county of queer and I live off the intersection of non-binary and sapphic, they’d probably be able to find me with little to no problems, make sense?