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Afrikaans has some great ones to!

"searching for a sausage in the doghouse." To look for a thing that you cannot really find

"get a baboon from behind the hill" talk about problems that haven’t happened yet and so possibly making them happen.

"Scratch a lion’s ball with a short stick" Being arrogant or to push ur luck

"Talk a dog out of a bush" To have a great conversation

"All jokes on a stick" All joking aside

"The jackal is marrying the wolf’s wife" Used when it’s raining and the sun shines at the same time

"Stick a spoon on the roof"a sign of someone dying

"The robe of the dead has no pockets" Your possessions mean nothing once you are dead

" walk two rows of tracks" Very drunk (and visibly stumbling around)

"Talk a hole in the head of someone" Persuade someone

"The bullet went through the church" Used when someone is madly in love. (mcr has to use this sometime)

Stage 1: using your native language's idioms in English out of habit/lack of knowledge

Stage 2: using English idioms as much as you can to prove that you're good at English

Stage 3: using your native language's idioms in English because they fuck actually

day 4 of inktober: wip of a wreckage

me getting ready for school every morning age 14 x

tell one piece fans that one piece is technically a sitcom they love that

ofmd teaser trailer dropped and i have been broken

tumblr really trying to show me things that aren't good omens but oh no i will not be broken

Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:

• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.

• Baby Gronk was mentioned.

• We discussed the Rizzler.

• “Cunty” was nominated.

• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.

• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”

• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.

• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”

dumber fire and bussin... Yeah sure checks out

i just found out merriam webster has a time traveler feature that tells you some of the words that were “born” the same year as you. it’s pretty neat yall should do this

the toad in question

clocked this entire website