This Has Better Pacing And Comedic Timing Than Most Hollywood Movies

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Chan: We’re screwed.

Felix: Hey! I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude, I wanna hear you upbeat!

Chan, pumping his fists in the air:

WE’RE SCREWED!! YAY!!

it goes

baby

some dumbass on here with a hubris of intergalactic proportions is gonna paywall a loki gifset and it'll take disney exactly 23 seconds to shut down tumblr forever with no warning. we'll all be left in scattered post-apocalyptic digital communities of people we keep in touch with outside of this hellsite, picking our way through the wreckage. grieving the loss of years and years of content, whether carefully curated and tagged, or a wild, eclectic delightful stream. trying to adjust emotionally to the reality of completely homogenized, virtually interchangeable social media platforms. failing. asking ourselves again and again, senselessly, 'where am i supposed to go for depressed gay shitposting now, fucking twitter??' with only fading echoes for an answer.

Executioner: last meal?

Jisung: I want to eat the electric chair.

Executioner:

Executioner, through walkie talkie: can he do that?

Jisung: Are we there yet?

Taeyong: Get out.

Jisung: We’re going 85 miles per hour down the highway in the middle of nowhere.

Taeyong: Did I stutter?

Are you taken?

as a fucking joke, absolutely

Soobin: You didn’t even react! You need to react when someone cries!

Taehyun: I did! I rolled my eyes!