Yeosang: I Don’t Dress To Impress, I Dress To Depress.

San, waking up from a very long nap: Where am I??

Yeosang, sarcastically: Heaven.

San: Oh...

San: Didn’t think you’d be here

Hwasa: [Gets down on one knee]

Wheein: OMG! It’s finally happening!

Hwasa: [Falls over]

Wheein: The poison is kicking in!

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

Pls I’m lonely 😔

Reblog if

It’s 104% okay to come to your DM and just say, “Hi, can we be friends?” And then start asking you random questions.

Wooyoung: *about to go out to meet up with Changbin and Yeonjun*

Seonghwa: *coming out from the kitchen*

Seonghwa: You're not allowed to go out until this house is clean.

Wooyoung: But why???

Seonghwa: Chores before whores.

Wooyoung:... Seonghwa.

Seonghwa: Dishes before bitches.

Wooyoung: Why are you like this?!

Seonghwa: Cutting grass before eating ass.

Alya: Look kitty cat, Ladybug does like you but you can’t compete with the one that she is in love with, not even the guy she tried to get over him with did much to change it. Her heart is set on him.

Chat noir: Come on, just tell me what I’d have to do to win her over.

Alya: (joking) How fast can you become Adrien agreste?

(Chat noir detransforms)

Adrien: now what?

Alya: (Screams)

Kai: I wanna die.

Beomgyu: I wanna murder somebody.

KaiBeom: *share a glance*

Beomgyu: I’m going to...go to the bathroom...

Kai: Y’know I think I have homework...better get on that..

Yeonjun: Alright, have fun!

- five minutes later -

Yeonjun: WaIT NO COME BACK-

My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.” Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.

I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

Seokjin: What’s the strongest force on earth?

Jimin: Love and Hope!

Hoseok: Sprite