Dead INside Potato
Bored vodka.
I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.
Jisung: Are we there yet?
Taeyong: Get out.
Jisung: We’re going 85 miles per hour down the highway in the middle of nowhere.
Taeyong: Did I stutter?
Felix: Music is just wiggling air.
Chan: Don’t do this. Don’t do this to me today.
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Bang chan: Changbin is late, again
Minho: how did this happen again? I called him at 8 pretending it’s 11
Seungmin: I printed a fake schedule saying we were starting at 9 rather than noon
Hyunjin: I set his clock to pm instead of am
Felix: we’ve overdone it
[Changbin bursts into the room]
Changbin: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE TIME?!
Yuna: I guess I’ll drink all my sorrows and worries away.
Yeji: Huh?
Yuna, proceeding to drink caprisun:
Yeji: ...Can I get one too?
Chan: you hit a toddler!
Minho: [shrugging] equal rights, equal fights