Diva Jake

hi travis likers :)

my jaw fucking dropped i’m screaming

sh e call me a shadow knight the way i enter her nether region

he’s arrived.. The High Priest of O’khasis

My Zane Ro’meave Redesign

i despise his first outfit i very well may redo this at some point in the future

OK onto the headcanons and changes:

•In Ru’aun it is custom for priests of Irene to cover their mouths unless speaking about Irene specifically, in which case they will uncover their mouths. This is done as a sign of respect.

•He’s a year younger than Garroth, but has spent his entire life in his shadow. He resents Garroth because of this.

•He’s always been very tall and lanky, having a very hard time gaining muscle. Because of this, he developed mental strength as opposed to physical strength.

•He had a cat as a child. It was the only animal he ever cared for without… being cruel to..

•He tormented Vylad as a child, but whenever Garroth would step in he’d stop.

•He’s always had personality issues, but his father being so cold, cruel, and callous when he was at such an impression age made him into something twisted.

•He was a mama’s boy. Well, they all were, but Ziana babied him the most. He’s not a 🥰 mamas boy 🥰 like Garroth and Vylad. He’s a 😬 mamas boy 😬

•He was the one who killed Vylad. Garte always hated him, seeing as he’s a bastard child and an embarrassment to the crown. One day he’d had enough. Seeing as Zane would do anything to impress him, Garte ordered he kill him whilst he was alone. He did, and later reported to both his parents that a group of bandits had attacked them and Vylad was killed in the action.

•The potion in which he carries (first outfit) is an early stage forever potion. (idk thought it might be interesting)

•He was briefly engaged to Lucinda, the then daughter of Pikoro. This was when they were merely preteens. They met and he embarrassed himself so severely that Lucinda BEGGED her father to have their wedding called off. Her father witnessed this and agreed.

•Though he has many pawns of his own and is a skilled manipulator, he fails to see that he is merely a pawn to his father. His father holds no respect for him and sees him as nothing but a rat. He’s only useful because his hunger for power makes him easy to control.

•Inferiority complex X god complex = angry lil rat

•His name is one that is none throughout many regions. Some know him only as the High Priest, some “The Savior Son of O’khasis”, some merely know him as the Living Son of O’khasis, and some know him as the Snake if O’khasisz

•He has a severe distaste for Lady Irene, and despises being the High Priest. But, it keeps him in power and it’s extremely taboo for a Priest to step down.

•His eye (like the actual eyeball) is scarred due to an altercation he had with Garroth. He broke a mirror after being shoved by Garroth. A piece flew up and stuck in his eye, leaving him blind in that eye. He keeps his hair over it, but doesn’t wear an eyepatch as their seen as low class.

let him get up let him get up

oh… he’s concussed…

HAPPY NINTH ANNIVERSARY MCD! Garmau catch scene you will always be iconic to me…

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this might be controversial but...

season 2 of pdh is such a hard watch these days. even though I don't like aphmau's character, she's just constantly getting just betrayed by everyone. which was obviously done so we would hate any ship besides aarmau. I literally love kai, his whole personality was based around him being more mature and easy-going and just a cool dude!! then suddenly he turns into a total jackass. why?

I just feel jess wanted to make other ships (larmau, garmau, kaimau, e-e-e-eimmau) look super toxic in order for us all to be rooting for aarmau.

but honestly, I'm the #1 kai defender because the whole "What do you even know about me?" arc was so forced...

but he was literally right, she's childish and immature. but maybe because she's still a literal child.. idk just a hunch

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everytime i think too hard about aphmau and dante i start to froth at the mouth like a beast that needs to be tranquilized i'm dead serious

both without any family to call their own, finding it in eachother and in phoenix drop. nobody's son, nobody's daughter. you are the little brother i never had. you are the older sibling i tried so desperately to hold onto. you are the first person i've protected with my life. of course you belong here, you're family. i will wait for you. i'm sorry i ever doubted you. maybe we are both cursed to hurt the people we love. maybe destruction follows our love wherever it goes.

like god. owww. he would do anything for her!!!!!! he loves her as if she were his sister!!!!!!!

Okay.

a snack for everyone who's had a long day x

His little fucking smirk makes me FERAL like "yeah you like that shit"

also yes this is my favorite song and what about it

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