it’s important to kiss your girl on both lips after you’re done using!
You think he's inactive cause he hasn’t posted in years but he’s in my DM telling me how hard I make him.
my level of horny right now could invent teleportation machines
are u gonna pound me from the back while i color in my hello kitty coloring book or do u want me to die? :(
should’ve charged every person who told me they finished to my face
You’re all lucky I let you browse this blog without making you thank me every time you read it to get yourself off
ever since getting tumblr i’m always wet like, I wake up? i’m wet. I go to eat something? i’m wet. I try to relax and watch tv? i’m wet. I go to bed? i’m still wet.
I treasure our mutualship
Everyone is always like, "Men are such gross perverts," and like, yes, but also I like it 💗!
when im about to finish my tongue sticks out on instinct and idk what that says about me but yeah😊
getting into a strangers van after they told me they have a bag of strawberry jolly ranchers :D
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